How to Poop at work

Originally Posted by mrreindeer

Come on Gary, you know it was you.

I would like to have taken credit for that one,,,it was just hideous and whoever did it should be in the hospital. It hung around for sooo lonnnggggg and when I diverted into the detergent aisle to get away and came back a bit later, it was still there,,,like some kind of mustard gas. I swear I have never smelled anything like this and when I said it was butt mist, that is exactly what it was. You know how like when a skunk lays down it's "skunkness" and you can smell it forever? It was like this,,,total putridness. I have to believe it was one of those death farts,,,ya know where right before you expire everything lets loose and the stench,,,,,,