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Old 01-03-2011, 06:48 PM   #2
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Default Re: Attempted pickup

That's the WORST re-telling of the Geronimo Goldberg joke ever!



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A man sat down in an airplane seat next to an extremely attractive woman. They started to chat. "What do you do for a living?", the man asked the beautiful female.

"Actually, I'm a sex researcher", she said.

"Wow" said the man, "that must be fascinating." Assuming her to be an expert the man decides to ask her a few questions.

"First of all, I've always heard black men have the largest sex organs, is that true?" he asked.

"No, not true at all. My reasearch indicates American Indian men by far have the largest male organs." she answered.

"Interesting" replied the man. "Well I've also heard that Italian men have the greatest love making technique, is that true?" he further asked.

"No that's also false, I have personally been involved in extensive research on this subject and have found Jewish men to be the world's greatest lovers, by far." said the woman.

As the airplane prepared to land the s*xy woman looks at the man and says, "It's been so nice chatting with you, by the way my name is Debbie Johnson from the Masters and Johnson clinic, what's your name?"

"Oh yes . . ." the man replies, "I'm Geronimo Goldberg."
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