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Old 12-09-2008, 07:49 PM   #1
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you're confused.

Dogs have MASTERS.

Cats have STAFF.
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:51 PM   #2
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you're confused.

Dogs have MASTERS.

Cats have STAFF.
They are behaving like CATS!
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:06 PM   #3
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I just had a talk with Ginger and she said that Cupcake is making her ignore me. Seems I walked where Cupcake wanted to walk a couple weeks ago and he can't let it go. I'm gonna get him some catnip.

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Old 12-09-2008, 08:11 PM   #4
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I just had a talk with Ginger and she said that Cupcake is making her ignore me. Seems I walked where Cupcake wanted to walk a couple weeks ago and he can't let it go. I'm gonna get him some catnip.

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Old 12-09-2008, 08:13 PM   #5
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I just had a talk with Ginger and she said that Cupcake is making her ignore me. Seems I walked where Cupcake wanted to walk a couple weeks ago and he can't let it go. I'm gonna get him some catnip.

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What kind of example are you setting? Trying to buy their love with drugs?
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:16 PM   #6
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What kind of example are you setting? Trying to buy their love with drugs?
I would love you for drugs, MCS.
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:18 PM   #7
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I would love you for drugs, MCS.
This will only end ugly.
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:21 PM   #8
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I would love you for drugs, MCS.
Love me long time?

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Old 12-09-2008, 08:59 PM   #9
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They taste like chicken. A .22 is more than enough.



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Old 12-09-2008, 09:08 PM   #10
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I just had a talk with Ginger and she said that Cupcake is making her ignore me. Seems I walked where Cupcake wanted to walk a couple weeks ago and he can't let it go. I'm gonna get him some catnip.

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rub that catnip on your thighs, problem solved
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:18 AM   #11
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:18 AM   #12
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cats make good coyote bait. put 'em in a cage to small for the to turn around, they'll yowl and cry, coyotes come a runnin, shoot coyote, let cat out, they love you now.
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:05 AM   #14
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Get a dog. The dog will take care of the cats and you will have a lifelong companion.
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:42 AM   #15
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Get a dog. The dog will take care of the cats and you will have a lifelong companion.
I have a dog as well. I also have 2 little alien babies, a panda bear, a moon rock, and one of Tiny Tim's ukuleles.

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