Have you ever had a smoke cut short...?

[massphatness]

I dropped a 70's Upmann in the toilet last Thanksgiving ...

[hotreds]

Originally Posted by massphatness

I dropped a 70's Upmann in the toilet last Thanksgiving ...

Shouldn't smoke while you pee!

[Ogre]

Originally Posted by massphatness

I dropped a 70's Upmann in the toilet last Thanksgiving ...

Originally Posted by hotreds

Shouldn't smoke while you pee!

Who Said He Was Peeing?????

[markem]

Don't put your ashtray on the ground while the dog is running around the yard. 'nuf said.

[JJG]

I lost an Oliva MB3 out the window yesterday. Unfortunately I was smoking in a second-floor sun room, so it actually fell pretty far. I tried to dust it off and keep smoking, but I couldn't keep the crackred wrapper from unraveling.

Originally Posted by hotreds

Shouldn't smoke while you pee!

I learned this lesson the hard way while at the local shop. I went into the bathroom to pee and kept the cigar in my mouth. While doing my duty, the ash (pretty darn warm, too) fell and hit me square on the shaft. I pissed all over the toilet. I walked out, looked at everyone, and said, "beware of smoking while you pee....you might ash on your d***!" We all shared a good laugh and I learned a very valuable lesson that day

[akumushi]

Originally Posted by auburnfan1980

I learned this lesson the hard way while at the local shop. I went into the bathroom to pee and kept the cigar in my mouth. While doing my duty, the ash (pretty darn warm, too) fell and hit me square on the shaft. I pissed all over the toilet. I walked out, looked at everyone, and said, "beware of smoking while you pee....you might ash on your d***!" We all shared a good laugh and I learned a very valuable lesson that day

Originally Posted by auburnfan1980

I learned this lesson the hard way while at the local shop. I went into the bathroom to pee and kept the cigar in my mouth. While doing my duty, the ash (pretty darn warm, too) fell and hit me square on the shaft. I pissed all over the toilet. I walked out, looked at everyone, and said, "beware of smoking while you pee....you might ash on your d***!" We all shared a good laugh and I learned a very valuable lesson that day

That's the reason the experienced ones thump their ash before they pee...

I've also put the burning foot of the cigar in my mouth but was also lucky enough not to burn anything...but I never tossed the cigar.

Worst for me was dropping a stick while I was outside and one of the ankle biters coming over and peeing on it before I can pick it up.