Heavenly Balloons

cmitch · 11-25-2010, 01:36 PM

Little 6 year old Johnny was beginning to take notice of things such as his mother's large breasts. One day, he looked at his mom's chest and asked, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?"

Mom, not wanting to get in the middle of this sent Johnny to ask his dad. Johnny asks his daddy and Johnny's dad says, "Well, son. Those are heavenly balloons. When your mom dies, we will blow them up and mom will float off to heaven". Johnny, satisfied for the moment with that answer, goes off to play.

A few days later, Johnny's dad gets home from work early and Johnny comes busting out of the house, screaming, "Daddy, Daddy! Momma's a dyin', momma's a dyin'!
"Slow down, son! What do you mean your momma's dying?"

"Daddy! Uncle Charlie's in there blowing up momma's balloons and she's yelling, "Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord, I'm coming!"

kelmac07 · 11-25-2010, 06:43 PM

Bill86 · 11-25-2010, 06:44 PM

11-25-2010, 01:36 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Heavenly Balloons Little 6 year old Johnny was beginning to take notice of things such as his mother's large breasts. One day, he looked at his mom's chest and asked, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?" Mom, not wanting to get in the middle of this sent Johnny to ask his dad. Johnny asks his daddy and Johnny's dad says, "Well, son. Those are heavenly balloons. When your mom dies, we will blow them up and mom will float off to heaven". Johnny, satisfied for the moment with that answer, goes off to play. A few days later, Johnny's dad gets home from work early and Johnny comes busting out of the house, screaming, "Daddy, Daddy! Momma's a dyin', momma's a dyin'! "Slow down, son! What do you mean your momma's dying?" "Daddy! Uncle Charlie's in there blowing up momma's balloons and she's yelling, "Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord, I'm coming!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

11-25-2010, 06:43 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Heavenly Balloons __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-25-2010, 06:44 PM	#3
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