Wild things

cmitch · 11-25-2010, 11:38 AM

Four college guys decided to play a joke on their girlfriends who had just left to get drinks. Three of them worked up a giant hard-on, while the fourth guy buried them in the sand, leaving their peters sticking out. Of course, some things don't go as planned.

When the fourth guy seen an elderly lady walking down the beach with her daughter in tow, he ran off and hid. As the elderly lady approached the three dicks sticking out of the sand, she stops and stares a minute, then says the following:

When I was a teenager, I dreamed about them. When I was twenty, I hunted them. When I was thirty, I couldn't get enough of them and I still craved them at 40, even fifty. I still enjoyed them on occasions in my sixties but, dammit! Now that I'm too f^%$ing old to stoop, the damn things are growing WILD!

G G · 11-25-2010, 11:43 AM

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kelmac07 · 11-25-2010, 12:11 PM

11-25-2010, 11:38 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Wild things Four college guys decided to play a joke on their girlfriends who had just left to get drinks. Three of them worked up a giant hard-on, while the fourth guy buried them in the sand, leaving their peters sticking out. Of course, some things don't go as planned. When the fourth guy seen an elderly lady walking down the beach with her daughter in tow, he ran off and hid. As the elderly lady approached the three dicks sticking out of the sand, she stops and stares a minute, then says the following: When I was a teenager, I dreamed about them. When I was twenty, I hunted them. When I was thirty, I couldn't get enough of them and I still craved them at 40, even fifty. I still enjoyed them on occasions in my sixties but, dammit! Now that I'm too f^%$ing old to stoop, the damn things are growing WILD! __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

11-25-2010, 11:43 AM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: Wild things :t

11-25-2010, 12:11 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Wild things __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"