Terrorist Grandma

Commander Quan · 11-20-2010, 10:04 AM

A 90 year old grandmother was going to visit her family for the holidays. Once she arrived at the airport she entered the security screening area where she was asked to empty her pockets, take off her shoes and her jewelry, place her baggage and her coat in the x-ray machine, and was then pulled aside for a thorough pat down.

While the agent was preparing for the pat down the Grandmother asked the agent if this was all necessary. "I'm and 90 year old grandmother what could I possibly do what is so dangerous?"

The agent looks at her and says "Ma'am, you might knit an Afgahn."

Skywalker · 11-20-2010, 10:08 AM

cmitch · 11-20-2010, 07:40 PM

One mother of a terrorist in training to another:
"Kids these days, they blow up so fast."

SNKBYT · 11-20-2010, 08:12 PM

sorry but thats funny..........to add to the above TB Mom "where's are son?" TB Dad "he is over there & over there & up there" (pointing his finger while responding)

cmitch · 11-21-2010, 09:35 AM

Did you hear about the color of the terrorist's eyes? Blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

11-20-2010, 10:04 AM	#1
Commander Quan Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Derrick Location: Canton, OH Posts: 966 Trading: (4)	Terrorist Grandma A 90 year old grandmother was going to visit her family for the holidays. Once she arrived at the airport she entered the security screening area where she was asked to empty her pockets, take off her shoes and her jewelry, place her baggage and her coat in the x-ray machine, and was then pulled aside for a thorough pat down. While the agent was preparing for the pat down the Grandmother asked the agent if this was all necessary. "I'm and 90 year old grandmother what could I possibly do what is so dangerous?" The agent looks at her and says "Ma'am, you might knit an Afgahn."

11-20-2010, 10:08 AM	#2
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Terrorist Grandma __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

11-20-2010, 07:40 PM	#3
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Terrorist Grandma One mother of a terrorist in training to another: "Kids these days, they blow up so fast." __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

11-20-2010, 08:12 PM	#4
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Re: Terrorist Grandma sorry but thats funny..........to add to the above TB Mom "where's are son?" TB Dad "he is over there & over there & up there" (pointing his finger while responding) __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

11-21-2010, 09:35 AM	#5
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Terrorist Grandma Did you hear about the color of the terrorist's eyes? Blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.