Oh ho!

Blueface · 11-19-2010, 09:10 AM

Bob: "Did Anna peep?" Anna: "Did Bob?"

Subvet642 · 11-19-2010, 09:34 AM

Dammit I'm mad - a poem by Demetri Martin

Dammit I'm mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog". Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I'm a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash. A god dam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I'm it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name. Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: "Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog" Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I'm mad

rizzle · 11-19-2010, 10:07 AM

Jeff is off his meds again.

BloodSpite · 11-19-2010, 10:23 AM

Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

kaisersozei · 11-19-2010, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle

Jeff is off his meds again.

He did, eh?

Tikihut27 · 11-19-2010, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaisersozei

He did, eh?

I did, did I?

Puff up.

No pet so tragic as a cigar to step on.

Tikihut27 · 11-19-2010, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle

Jeff is off his meds again.

No.

I was sitting in the stateside Tikihut at 1:30 in the morning, smoking a cigar and playing Mahjong while listening to a bootleg copy of a Russian rock concert my Mongolian friend gave me when I thought it would be a good idea to post a palindrome to see how long it took for someone else to post one (less than an hour and a half).

All perfectly normal.

11-19-2010, 09:10 AM	#1
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11-19-2010, 09:34 AM	#2
Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: Oh ho! Dammit I'm mad - a poem by Demetri Martin Dammit I'm mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog". Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I'm a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash. A god dam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I'm it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name. Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: "Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog" Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I'm mad __________________ *"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

11-19-2010, 10:07 AM	#3
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Oh ho! Jeff is off his meds again.

11-19-2010, 10:23 AM	#4
BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: Oh ho! Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?