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SNKBYT · 11-14-2010, 02:03 PM

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law?

I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife...

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

MedicCook · 11-14-2010, 02:06 PM

G G · 11-14-2010, 02:11 PM

LOL

cort · 11-14-2010, 02:17 PM

Skywalker · 11-17-2010, 08:30 AM

Oh Sh!t!

kugie · 11-17-2010, 08:39 AM

Funny!

11-17-2010, 08:41 AM

Lmao!!!

11-14-2010, 02:03 PM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Rx A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife... The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription." __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

11-14-2010, 02:06 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Rx __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

11-14-2010, 02:11 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: Rx LOL

11-14-2010, 02:17 PM	#4
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11-17-2010, 08:30 AM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Rx Oh Sh!t! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

11-17-2010, 08:39 AM	#6
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: Rx Funny! __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

11-17-2010, 08:41 AM	#7
Wanger Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Rx Lmao!!!