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Old 11-09-2010, 02:45 PM   #1
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Default Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key...

Yes, there is.

Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt.
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:48 PM   #2
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Yes, there is.

Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt.
Ouch! That is bad!!!
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:49 PM   #3
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When the cops are chasing you and you're too drunk to find your car?
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:17 PM   #4
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Default Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key...

when you turn the key and the car explodes, killing you. Happened to me.
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:32 PM   #5
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Going outside on a Saturday morning to find that your Van has been stolen. Then getting back a week later and have it stolen again the next Saturday.
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Old 11-09-2010, 04:43 PM   #6
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Default Re: is there anything worse then going to your car, turning the key...

Car starts up fine, but goes nowhere. Turns out to be the tranny. That was fixed at a cost of $3000 7 months earlier. Worse, you are stuck in East Jeebus, Pa in a snowstorm on your way to visit your parents for Christmas.

So I guess, yes, there is!
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:09 PM   #7
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Going outside on a Saturday morning to find that your Van has been stolen. Then getting back a week later and have it stolen again the next Saturday.
someone needs to quit drinking so much on Friday nights.
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Old 11-09-2010, 06:42 PM   #8
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when you turn the key and the car explodes, killing you. Happened to me.
True story. I was there, saw him get blown to bits
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Old 11-09-2010, 05:09 PM   #9
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Yes, there is.

Getting a call from your pregnant wife, who is three hours away, that the car has broken down and she is stranded on the side of an interstate because your car, which has a major meltdown once every six months, broke its timing belt.

Same thing happened to my car once. I was in Northern MI, several miles north of Paradise, near Whitefish Bay.
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