Halloween Kiss

markem · 10-28-2010, 01:20 PM

A cabbie picks up a nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

Chainsaw13 · 10-28-2010, 01:21 PM

Gotta say, I didn't see that one coming. Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

BigAsh · 10-28-2010, 01:22 PM

area51 · 10-28-2010, 01:34 PM

I will be telling this one alot tonight. Thank you.

Chingas · 10-28-2010, 01:36 PM

I've heard this before but replace kiss with something else done on the back seat and only in one hole.

Their ya go. Just got to swing a few words around and Bam!

CasaDooley · 10-28-2010, 02:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Ljw...eature=related

Skywalker · 10-28-2010, 02:40 PM

Dave128 · 10-29-2010, 02:48 PM

When I started reading it I thought "this isn't going to end too good"........

10-29-2010, 03:31 PM

LOL, just e-mailed that to all the grumpy bastids at my office

kelmac07 · 10-29-2010, 05:28 PM

longknocker · 10-29-2010, 05:31 PM

Good One, Mark!

G G · 10-29-2010, 05:36 PM

10-28-2010, 01:22 PM	#3
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: Halloween Kiss __________________ Keith

10-28-2010, 01:34 PM	#4
area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: Halloween Kiss I will be telling this one alot tonight. Thank you. __________________

10-28-2010, 01:36 PM	#5
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Halloween Kiss I've heard this before but replace kiss with something else done on the back seat and only in one hole. Their ya go. Just got to swing a few words around and Bam! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

10-28-2010, 02:27 PM	#6
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: Halloween Kiss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Ljw...eature=related __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

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10-28-2010, 01:20 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Halloween Kiss A cabbie picks up a nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.' __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

10-28-2010, 01:21 PM	#2
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,198 Trading: (96)	Re: Halloween Kiss Gotta say, I didn't see that one coming. Too funny. Thanks for the laugh. __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

10-29-2010, 02:48 PM	#8
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Halloween Kiss When I started reading it I thought "this isn't going to end too good"........ __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

10-29-2010, 03:31 PM	#9
Nefari0us Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Halloween Kiss LOL, just e-mailed that to all the grumpy bastids at my office

10-29-2010, 05:28 PM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Halloween Kiss __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-29-2010, 05:31 PM	#11
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: Halloween Kiss Good One, Mark!

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