WTF is wrong with people? - Page 4

elderboy02 · 10-27-2010, 07:08 AM

Why did you let her take the cigar out of your mouth? Seriously....

Why didn't you knock the hell out of her arm when she reached for you. You should learn to keep a distance between yourself and strangers.

357 · 10-27-2010, 07:12 AM

I would have asked her to pay for it. If she refused she would have gotten the hose until she was out of reach.

Powers · 10-27-2010, 07:24 AM

WOW that is ridiculous. Can't believe someone would do that, especially in Texas!

Stevez · 10-27-2010, 07:33 AM

Un-Fu#$#$ing Believable. I think I would have been in shock too and probably not responded the way I would have after the fact. That is just extremely rude.

jmsremax · 10-27-2010, 07:33 AM

Damn, that lady has quite a big set to come on your property, remove a cigar from your mouth, then proceed to give you a lecture about smoking.

After reading a few posts the first thing that came to mind was the episode of the Chappelle show when Wayne Brady does a skit with Dave.

Garbandz · 10-27-2010, 07:33 AM

I can see the headlines "Man Flogs Self Righteous Woman with Garden Hose for Smoking Infringement While Children Watch"

G G · 10-27-2010, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

She deserves to be beat with the hose.

It is a favorite saying of mine that a lot of societies ills could be cured with a piece of water hose cut off about two and a half feet long and applied to someones body like a cowwhip.

CigarNut · 10-27-2010, 08:05 AM

The sad thing here is that this happened at all -- that this women felt she had the *right* to invade his property and his personal space. Even sadder still is that he just took it...

I know thast sometimes when I am stunned by events I get stopped for a moment before I am able to respond. However, I would like to think that in this case I would have at least soaked her with the hose...

icehog3 · 10-27-2010, 08:27 AM

I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her.

10-27-2010, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her.

I used to joke around like this a lot, until I got married. Now I only tell these kind of things to my invisible friends.

BloodSpite · 10-27-2010, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by EricF

I'd be in the cell next to ya Vin!

That's reall ballsy!

Ditto.

Makes me glad I live in the boon docks.

If some woman and her kids are walking down my road they are either really lost or someone dumped them off along with their pets.

elderboy02 · 10-27-2010, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her.

That is all you would do?

Goldie · 10-27-2010, 08:36 AM

I would have turned that woman into a drowned rat with that hose.

BloodSpite · 10-27-2010, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

How great would that be????

Now thats a plan!

G G · 10-27-2010, 08:38 AM

Tom is bad.

icehog3 · 10-27-2010, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by elderboy02

That is all you would do?

Unless I could find out where her parents and siblings lived.

massphatness · 10-27-2010, 09:05 AM

You scare me, big man.

G G · 10-27-2010, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

You scare me, big man.

Plus he has a gun and a badge.

10-27-2010, 09:13 AM

In my yard, I do what I want, if someone has a problem with it, they can just look the other way. Furthermore, walking into MY yard and taking a cigar out of MY mouth, thats assault as far as I am concerned.
Tell her good luck hiding your child from viewing anything "unacceptable to her"

You'd need a blind fold and ear plugs for that venture...

Beklage · 10-27-2010, 09:15 AM

Why did you let her get that close to you? I cant wait until we are having to deal with her yard apes

10-27-2010, 07:08 AM	#61
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Why did you let her take the cigar out of your mouth? Seriously.... Why didn't you knock the hell out of her arm when she reached for you. You should learn to keep a distance between yourself and strangers.

10-27-2010, 07:12 AM	#62
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? I would have asked her to pay for it. If she refused she would have gotten the hose until she was out of reach. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-27-2010, 07:24 AM	#63
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? WOW that is ridiculous. Can't believe someone would do that, especially in Texas! __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

10-27-2010, 07:33 AM	#64
Stevez Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Louisville, Kentucky Posts: 487 Trading: (7)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Un-Fu#$#$ing Believable. I think I would have been in shock too and probably not responded the way I would have after the fact. That is just extremely rude.

10-27-2010, 07:33 AM	#65
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10-27-2010, 07:33 AM	#66
Garbandz Feeling at Home Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Tom Posts: 775 Trading: (53)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? I can see the headlines "Man Flogs Self Righteous Woman with Garden Hose for Smoking Infringement While Children Watch"

10-27-2010, 08:05 AM	#68
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? The sad thing here is that this happened at all -- that this women felt she had the right to invade his property and his personal space. Even sadder still is that he just took it... I know thast sometimes when I am stunned by events I get stopped for a moment before I am able to respond. However, I would like to think that in this case I would have at least soaked her with the hose... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-27-2010, 08:27 AM	#69
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,646 Trading: (60)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-27-2010, 08:36 AM	#73
Goldie Bring the pain! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Drew Location: Ohio Posts: 808 Trading: (13)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? I would have turned that woman into a drowned rat with that hose. __________________ Come in here dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far - Pink Floyd I like my draw, like I like my women, a little loose - Goldie

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10-27-2010, 09:13 AM	#79
v00d3W Guest Posts: n/a	Re: WTF is wrong with people? In my yard, I do what I want, if someone has a problem with it, they can just look the other way. Furthermore, walking into MY yard and taking a cigar out of MY mouth, thats assault as far as I am concerned. Tell her good luck hiding your child from viewing anything "unacceptable to her" You'd need a blind fold and ear plugs for that venture...

10-27-2010, 09:15 AM	#80
Beklage Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 90 Trading: (1)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Why did you let her get that close to you? I cant wait until we are having to deal with her yard apes