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Old 10-13-2010, 10:22 AM   #1
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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a drop dead beautiful young nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of hisclothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The young nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vein is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama care."
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:24 AM   #2
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:31 AM   #3
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Old 10-13-2010, 12:57 PM   #4
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Old 10-13-2010, 12:59 PM   #5
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Got to love that blue cross!
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Old 10-13-2010, 01:17 PM   #6
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Old 10-13-2010, 02:21 PM   #7
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I have BCBS. Haven't considered a vasectomy until now!!!
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:06 PM   #8
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:09 PM   #9
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I don't care who ya are.......thats funny
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Old 10-13-2010, 06:28 PM   #10
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I dealt with BCBS for my parents for their hospital bills and nursing home care. It took nearly 18 months for their accounts to be paid after each of them passed away. If anything, BCBS holders will be in another room taking it dry up the tailpipe.

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Old 10-26-2010, 10:20 PM   #11
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