WTF is wrong with people? - Page 3

landhoney · 11-11-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by benedic08

Here's what I would've done in that situation. After her lecture, with a maniac tone tell her "Your lecture only makes my Pen*s HARDER!" Then proceed by inviting her into your house. She's probably gonna start walking away and scare the crap out of her for a while.

This made me lol, had to let you know, been laughing at the thought for days.

10-26-2010, 09:01 PM

Oh my gosh. That is illegal! Destruction of personal property! Were you on your own land? Even if it was a public street/apartment complex, etc, as long as it's legal to smoke there she has absolutely no right to do that.

If that happened to me, I would go to her house and speak to her husband and demand a cash payment to compensate for the cigar.

10-26-2010, 09:03 PM

Wow, now that I actually have thought about it seriously, it's really scary that people these days think they can pull that sh!t. I thought I lived in the US

Gargoyle · 10-26-2010, 09:03 PM

... and they say smokers are rude (which I find to be complete false, btw). What a *****!

RevSmoke · 10-26-2010, 09:04 PM

May have told this before, or at least in part.

Had bought a new pipe - brand new - never smoked, a nice Don Carlos straight billiard. Anyway, picked up the mail, opened my box up, stuck my new pipe in my mouth to see how it felt and drew, and went to WalMart. When I got there, I went inside - unsmoked pipe in my mouth.

So there I am, walking around WallyWorld when this lady spies me, storms over three aisles, and proceeds to tell me how offensive it is that I am smoking a pipe in the storn and how bad it smells, and how inconsiderate I am.

I told here it wasn't lit.

She explained that the smell still bothered her, and continued her tirade.

As she ranted, I buttoned my black shirt collar, took out the white tab in my pocket. and then I took the pipe out of my mouth, interrupted her and said, "Lady, this pipe has NEVER been lit. If you are smelling it, then you have a prophet's nose, for you are smelling the future.

It is then that she noticed my presto magical change and simply stares at my clerical collar, mouth literally hanging open.

In the moment of silence I proceeded to explain to her the 8th Commandment, and how she has just broken it by lying about me - loudly and publically - with no evidence.

As she continued to stare at me, I put my pipe back in my mouth and continued shopping.

A little while later, a little old lady hustles over to me. Thinking I'm going to get it again, I was going to hustle away, but she was too quick. She walks up and asks, "May I smell your pipe, my husband smoked, and I used to love the smell."

I gave her the pipe with a shrug, "Sorry, never been smoked. I just got it today."

"Damn," she said, as she handed back the pipe, "I looks like a nice one though."

It is! And it smokes well.

10-26-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSmoke

May have told this before, or at least in part.

Had bought a new pipe - brand new - never smoked, a nice Don Carlos straight billiard. Anyway, picked up the mail, opened my box up, stuck my new pipe in my mouth to see how it felt and drew, and went to WalMart. When I got there, I went inside - unsmoked pipe in my mouth.

So there I am, walking around WallyWorld when this lady spies me, storms over three aisles, and proceeds to tell me how offensive it is that I am smoking a pipe in the storn and how bad it smells, and how inconsiderate I am.

I told here it wasn't lit.

She explained that the smell still bothered her, and continued her tirade.

As she ranted, I buttoned my black shirt collar, took out the white tab in my pocket. and then I took the pipe out of my mouth, interrupted her and said, "Lady, this pipe has NEVER been lit. If you are smelling it, then you have a prophet's nose, for you are smelling the future.

It is then that she noticed my presto magical change and simply stares at my clerical collar, mouth literally hanging open.

In the moment of silence I proceeded to explain to her the 8th Commandment, and how she has just broken it by lying about me - loudly and publically - with no evidence.

As she continued to stare at me, I put my pipe back in my mouth and continued shopping.

A little while later, a little old lady hustles over to me. Thinking I'm going to get it again, I was going to hustle away, but she was too quick. She walks up and asks, "May I smell your pipe, my husband smoked, and I used to love the smell."

I gave her the pipe with a shrug, "Sorry, never been smoked. I just got it today."

"Damn," she said, as she handed back the pipe, "I looks like a nice one though."

It is! And it smokes well.

markem · 10-26-2010, 09:30 PM

Let me get this right. You let someone take a cigar out of your mouth?

stewshi · 10-26-2010, 09:41 PM

HERF at gijoey's?

neoflex · 10-26-2010, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stewshi

HERF at gijoey's?

How great would that be????

BloodSpite · 10-27-2010, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

How great would that be????

Now thats a plan!

SmokinCozy · 10-26-2010, 09:42 PM

This was just funny.........

Louistogies · 10-26-2010, 09:48 PM

Be glad that wasn't me. Holy $%@T thing would of went down. (Not physically)

10-26-2010, 09:53 PM

Haha, fun as that would be, I won't be here for a while anyway xD we can all get cigars pulled out of our mouths whilst watering tree...shrub hybrids

docdoty · 10-26-2010, 10:08 PM

That is absolute insanity. I'm going to say she voted for Obama

SmokinCozy · 10-27-2010, 12:00 PM

Just like a Texan to put the blame where it doesn't belong.

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Originally Posted by docdoty

That is absolute insanity. I'm going to say she voted for Obama

Beklage · 10-27-2010, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokinCozy

Just like a Texan to put the blame where it doesn't belong.

Cali VS. Tx in a freedom debate? I think I am going to side with Texas on this one.

SmokinCozy · 10-27-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by justinwb

Cali VS. Tx in a freedom debate? I think I am going to side with Texas on this one.

Now, that was funny.......YOU win

Isom-niac2 · 10-26-2010, 10:20 PM

Always heard the steer and women in Texas were a lil ornery!!

Bill86 · 10-27-2010, 12:40 AM

Are you serious?!?!?! My AR-15 might have something to say about that......if not my Microtech OTF DEFINITELY would voice it's opinion. I would have gone to jail and lit up a cigarette RIGHT in her kids face....WHAT A C*NT!

justonemorestick · 10-27-2010, 12:49 AM

I would have called the police on her to remove her from my property after I defended myself against assault. It would have been good to see her locked up for trespassing, assault, and destruction of property charges.

10-26-2010, 09:01 PM	#2
njstone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Oh my gosh. That is illegal! Destruction of personal property! Were you on your own land? Even if it was a public street/apartment complex, etc, as long as it's legal to smoke there she has absolutely no right to do that. If that happened to me, I would go to her house and speak to her husband and demand a cash payment to compensate for the cigar.

10-26-2010, 09:03 PM	#3
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Wow, now that I actually have thought about it seriously, it's really scary that people these days think they can pull that sh!t. I thought I lived in the US

10-26-2010, 09:03 PM	#4
Gargoyle Got Coffee? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: Central MA Posts: 389 Trading: (7)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? ... and they say smokers are rude (which I find to be complete false, btw). What a ****! __________________ Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it. ~Not Your Average Dictionary*

10-26-2010, 09:04 PM	#5
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,875 Trading: (51)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? May have told this before, or at least in part. Had bought a new pipe - brand new - never smoked, a nice Don Carlos straight billiard. Anyway, picked up the mail, opened my box up, stuck my new pipe in my mouth to see how it felt and drew, and went to WalMart. When I got there, I went inside - unsmoked pipe in my mouth. So there I am, walking around WallyWorld when this lady spies me, storms over three aisles, and proceeds to tell me how offensive it is that I am smoking a pipe in the storn and how bad it smells, and how inconsiderate I am. I told here it wasn't lit. She explained that the smell still bothered her, and continued her tirade. As she ranted, I buttoned my black shirt collar, took out the white tab in my pocket. and then I took the pipe out of my mouth, interrupted her and said, "Lady, this pipe has *NEVER* *been* lit. If you are smelling it, then you have a prophet's nose, for you are smelling the future. It is then that she noticed my presto magical change and simply stares at my clerical collar, mouth literally hanging open. In the moment of silence I proceeded to explain to her the 8th Commandment, and how she has just broken it by lying about me - loudly and publically - with no evidence. As she continued to stare at me, I put my pipe back in my mouth and continued shopping. A little while later, a little old lady hustles over to me. Thinking I'm going to get it again, I was going to hustle away, but she was too quick. She walks up and asks, "May I smell your pipe, my husband smoked, and I used to love the smell." I gave her the pipe with a shrug, "Sorry, never been smoked. I just got it today." "Damn," she said, as she handed back the pipe, "I looks like a nice one though." It is! And it smokes well. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

10-26-2010, 09:30 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,646 Trading: (47)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Let me get this right. You let someone take a cigar out of your mouth? __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

10-26-2010, 09:41 PM	#8
stewshi Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 407 Trading: (23)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? HERF at gijoey's?

10-26-2010, 09:42 PM	#11
SmokinCozy I don't smoke that Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: Los Angeles Posts: 562 Trading: (47)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? This was just funny......... __________________ And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain..

10-26-2010, 09:48 PM	#12
Louistogies Area Fumado Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Louis Location: CA Posts: 474 Trading: (26)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Be glad that wasn't me. Holy $%@T thing would of went down. (Not physically)

10-26-2010, 09:53 PM	#13
gijoey959 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Haha, fun as that would be, I won't be here for a while anyway xD we can all get cigars pulled out of our mouths whilst watering tree...shrub hybrids

10-26-2010, 10:08 PM	#14
docdoty Cigars & Guns...what else Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Justin Location: Homer, mi Posts: 429 Trading: (8)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? That is absolute insanity. I'm going to say she voted for Obama __________________ Enjoy what you smoke, and Smoke what you enjoy

10-26-2010, 10:20 PM	#18
Isom-niac2 puff puff pass Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: Deano Location: Santa Clarita Posts: 136 Trading: (1)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Always heard the steer and women in Texas were a lil ornery!!

10-27-2010, 12:40 AM	#19
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? Are you serious?!?!?! My AR-15 might have something to say about that......if not my Microtech OTF DEFINITELY would voice it's opinion. I would have gone to jail and lit up a cigarette RIGHT in her kids face....WHAT A C*NT!

10-27-2010, 12:49 AM	#20
justonemorestick Kat Krap Kontanment Media Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Warren Location: Las Cruces Posts: 292 Trading: (13)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? I would have called the police on her to remove her from my property after I defended myself against assault. It would have been good to see her locked up for trespassing, assault, and destruction of property charges.