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Old 10-25-2010, 04:55 PM   #1
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Makes sense why he fell over in the pocket. Wonder if it went out then or when they sacked him in the previous play. All I know is that he went down faster than my libido when I think of a man wearing nothing but Crocs while sending dick pics.
Just for my own information, what is the approriate attire when sending a woman pics of my junk? You know in case I ever do such a thing.
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:30 PM   #2
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Just for my own information, what is the approriate attire when sending a woman pics of my junk? You know in case I ever do such a thing.
A banana, a snorkel, and a baked potato.

Which, true and strange story, is also the same answer I once gave Jim McMahon when asked what I was wearing.

Speaking of broken up QB's that Giants Defense has been eating em up lately like a Fat Kid at a pizza buffet. Tony Romo went down screaming for a new clavicle last night too. They took out my QB and my backup QB (Bears) a few weeks back too. GIANTS HUNGRRRRRYYYYYY....
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Old 10-26-2010, 02:02 PM   #3
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Do they allow walkers in the NFL?

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Old 10-26-2010, 02:19 PM   #4
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A banana, a snorkel, and a baked potato.

Which, true and strange story, is also the same answer I once gave Jim McMahon when asked what I was wearing.
You can't throw out a story teaser like that then go back to talking football.
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You can't throw out a story teaser like that then go back to talking football.
Lol. Jim McMahon and I have a close mutual friend that used to live here in Ft. Worth. Two years ago on Valentines Day he was in town for the Davey O'Brien awards and I was late getting to the restaurant to meet the group. They decided it would be fun, after many cocktails, to prank call me and have Jim ask me "So what ya wearing?" For some inexplicable reason my first answer was "a banana, a snorkel, and a baked potato." I managed to make him totally speechless for about five seconds, which for him may be a record.
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Lol. Jim McMahon and I have a close mutual friend that used to live here in Ft. Worth. Two years ago on Valentines Day he was in town for the Davey O'Brien awards and I was late getting to the restaurant to meet the group. They decided it would be fun, after many cocktails, to prank call me and have Jim ask me "So what ya wearing?" For some inexplicable reason my first answer was "a banana, a snorkel, and a baked potato." I managed to make him totally speechless for about five seconds, which for him may be a record.
That IS a great story.
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Old 10-27-2010, 07:30 AM   #7
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Lol. Jim McMahon and I have a close mutual friend that used to live here in Ft. Worth. Two years ago on Valentines Day he was in town for the Davey O'Brien awards and I was late getting to the restaurant to meet the group. They decided it would be fun, after many cocktails, to prank call me and have Jim ask me "So what ya wearing?" For some inexplicable reason my first answer was "a banana, a snorkel, and a baked potato." I managed to make him totally speechless for about five seconds, which for him may be a record.
LMAO!
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A banana, a snorkel, and a baked potato.

Which, true and strange story, is also the same answer I once gave Jim McMahon when asked what I was wearing.

Speaking of broken up QB's that Giants Defense has been eating em up lately like a Fat Kid at a pizza buffet. Tony Romo went down screaming for a new clavicle last night too. They took out my QB and my backup QB (Bears) a few weeks back too. GIANTS HUNGRRRRRYYYYYY....
I'm afraid to ask where I'm supposed to put the banana........
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