Lost Girlfriend

TXRebel · 11-17-2008, 04:08 PM

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir?'
'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies.

The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'
'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's privates hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?'

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out. .........

'Oh Crap! My girlfriend's gone too!'

dunng · 11-17-2008, 04:29 PM

Nice!

zmancbr · 11-18-2008, 04:50 PM

LOL....

BroncoHorvath · 11-18-2008, 04:54 PM

CBI_2 · 11-18-2008, 08:16 PM

jrw · 11-18-2008, 09:17 PM

My father, who was quite a joker, told this me this joke 45 years ago--and it's still funny today!!! You told it well, and thanks for reminding me of Dad.

groogs · 11-19-2008, 06:28 AM

I hate it when that happens.

taltos · 11-19-2008, 12:17 PM

Gives a new meaning to the song I'm Stuck on You.

12-04-2008, 06:47 PM

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atlharp · 12-04-2008, 06:51 PM

That doesn't sound like a joke, but a story from annals of Icehog!

ATL

taltos · 12-05-2008, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atlharp

That doesn't sound like a joke, but a story from annals of Icehog!

ATL

No, Tom's the one who lost his girlfriend because he forgot where he laid her.

goalie204 · 12-05-2008, 03:41 PM

LOL ! awesome

11-17-2008, 04:08 PM	#1
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,276 Trading: (12)	Lost Girlfriend A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir?' 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies. The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?' 'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's privates hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?' Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out. ......... 'Oh Crap! My girlfriend's gone too!' __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."

11-17-2008, 04:29 PM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Lost Girlfriend Nice! __________________ MassHole Banter

11-18-2008, 04:50 PM	#3
zmancbr CERTIFIED THREAD KILLER!! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Zach Location: Color Red Posts: 1,692 Trading: (41)	Re: Lost Girlfriend LOL....

11-18-2008, 04:54 PM	#4
BroncoHorvath Life is Great ! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: on the water.... Posts: 412 Trading: (6)	Re: Lost Girlfriend __________________ There's nothing like a great cigar and being Canadian

11-18-2008, 08:16 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Lost Girlfriend __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-18-2008, 09:17 PM	#6
jrw On A 72-Hour Psych Hold Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,002 Trading: (4)	Re: Lost Girlfriend My father, who was quite a joker, told this me this joke 45 years ago--and it's still funny today!!! You told it well, and thanks for reminding me of Dad. __________________ A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.--Groucho

11-19-2008, 06:28 AM	#7
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: Lost Girlfriend I hate it when that happens.

11-19-2008, 12:17 PM	#8
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Lost Girlfriend Gives a new meaning to the song I'm Stuck on You.

12-04-2008, 06:47 PM	#9
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12-04-2008, 06:51 PM	#10
atlharp Microaggressor Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: Magical Tree Land Posts: 208 Trading: (1)	Re: Lost Girlfriend That doesn't sound like a joke, but a story from annals of Icehog! ATL

12-05-2008, 03:41 PM	#12
goalie204 Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Myles Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,659 Trading: (12)	Re: Lost Girlfriend LOL ! awesome