School me on smoking jackets

Originally Posted by shilala

I scored myself a smoking jacket, and to one up you guys, I hired a dwarf to tear my toilet paper for me this weekend.

I want one!!! where could I hire such a dwarf?

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Nefari0us

I want one!!! where could I hire such a dwarf?

If she works out, I may keep her on full time and rent her out. Step ladder is gonna be extra.