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Bunion
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One doesn't put themselves in the dog house, per se. We all have "over exuberant" sprees, but most see that as an opportunity to learn to appreciate the generic brands of mac and cheese as well as the finer points of canned spam.
Or as Elwood Blues might say, have you ever had a "wish sandwich"?
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Have My Own Room
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2. How do i get out of the dog house now? Eleven; the girl isnt putting me in the dog house, im putting myself in it.
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Gravy Boat Winnah.
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I think it would forward this thread if you could tell us your definition of doghouse. I am not quite sure we are all on the same page.
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Solid As The Sun
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Dogs do Dog stuff by nature, it's only when they are caught in the act that they go into the Doghouse willingly. Dogs don't have a conscience, or feel guilty for doing that awesome Dog thing they just did! 5 minutes before I typed this, my wife woke up to let the dogs outside, they were bugging her upstairs. She came down to the Man Cave and asked me to go pick up the dead bunny on our patio. One of our little heathens finally caught something and killed it. They chase squirrels and rabbits in our yard all the time, but it seems they finally got one, and left it on the patio for us. They couldn't wait to get back out there, but the wife was holding them back while I went out with the gloves and bagged it up. The Dogs thought they did a great Dog thing, my wife thought they did a bad thing. If she didn't see the dead rabbit, the Dogs would never know she was disappointed from the tone of her voice. I on the other hand, rubbed their bellies and called them good Doggies. Cause they did what Dogs do, and they don't feel bad about it. ![]()
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Captain Cannoli
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Pay your bill, destroy your credit card, and dont apply for a new one. Unless you do that, youre pretty much phucked.
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