Just a few observations...

shilala · 10-18-2010, 03:02 PM

When I came home Friday, I started unloading the car and headed for the back door. When I got there, much to my surprise, the car remote failed to unlock the door.
Today I warmed my coffee, and lo and behold, the milk DOES NOT fit in the microwave. It appears I either need a bigger microwave or smaller milk jug.
Thursday it cost me 45 bucks to get my keys out of my locked car. First time in my life I ever did that, and I really had to go out of my way to get that done.
I did something equally stupid on Wednesday, but I can't remember what it was. Oh yeah, I bought a new sprayer for my pressure washer, put it in my saddlebag on the bike, didn't strap it down, and lost it on the way home and had to go buy another one.

I don't really have any explanation for this sort of stuff. Either I've turned into Carlos, or these pills I'm taking are melting one of my last two brain cells.
Excuse me now, I'm going to go color. If I can find my crayons.

MajorCaptSilly · 10-18-2010, 03:14 PM

No sharp objects for you for awhile!

MCS

sikk50 · 10-18-2010, 03:19 PM

Might I recommend not operating heavy machinery for a while??

Just pick a good cigar and collect your thoughts!

Lumpold · 10-18-2010, 03:28 PM

What did I open this thread?

kelmac07 · 10-18-2010, 03:39 PM

No running with scissors young man!!

Bill86 · 10-18-2010, 03:39 PM

I lost the keys to my car, cost me $240 bucks. Technology.....sometimes the devil.

Blueface · 10-18-2010, 03:40 PM

Scott,
While I sympathize, I sure as heck am glad I have company.

Pissing in your pants yet?
Just wait, then your butt starts itching, daily!!!

Skywalker · 10-18-2010, 04:13 PM

Time to empty the drool bucket!!!

kydsid · 10-18-2010, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Excuse me now, I'm going to go color. If I can find my crayons.

Have you moved recently? Cause I have some coloring books at work.

icehog3 · 10-18-2010, 05:27 PM

Let's ride bikes!

68TriShield · 10-18-2010, 05:58 PM

you stopped taking the Epicor.

Chingas · 10-18-2010, 06:21 PM

Nows the time to do all those things your hesitant about! Bunji jump, hang glide, juggle piranhas, you know. That sorta thing! Have fun Brother!

cort · 10-18-2010, 06:22 PM

You are getting pretty old Scott.

G G · 10-18-2010, 08:39 PM

old is a figment of Gary's imagination

10-18-2010, 08:41 PM

are you preggo?

The wife's brain went out the window then.

GolfNut · 10-18-2010, 08:41 PM

It's gotta be the season. I tried twice to take my driver to the green today.

RevSmoke · 10-18-2010, 08:41 PM

Scott, brother, I'll keep you in my prayers.

MedicCook · 10-18-2010, 08:52 PM

Make sure you keep in the lines while coloring Scott.

Chingas · 10-18-2010, 08:57 PM

Whatever you do Scott, DO NOT CROSS STREAMS!

markem · 10-18-2010, 09:13 PM

I can never remember to take my Alzheimer’s medication

10-18-2010, 03:02 PM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Just a few observations... When I came home Friday, I started unloading the car and headed for the back door. When I got there, much to my surprise, the car remote failed to unlock the door. Today I warmed my coffee, and lo and behold, the milk DOES NOT fit in the microwave. It appears I either need a bigger microwave or smaller milk jug. Thursday it cost me 45 bucks to get my keys out of my locked car. First time in my life I ever did that, and I really had to go out of my way to get that done. I did something equally stupid on Wednesday, but I can't remember what it was. Oh yeah, I bought a new sprayer for my pressure washer, put it in my saddlebag on the bike, didn't strap it down, and lost it on the way home and had to go buy another one. I don't really have any explanation for this sort of stuff. Either I've turned into Carlos, or these pills I'm taking are melting one of my last two brain cells. Excuse me now, I'm going to go color. If I can find my crayons. __________________

10-18-2010, 03:14 PM	#2
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Just a few observations... No sharp objects for you for awhile! MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

10-18-2010, 03:19 PM	#3
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	Re: Just a few observations... Might I recommend not operating heavy machinery for a while?? Just pick a good cigar and collect your thoughts! __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

10-18-2010, 03:28 PM	#4
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10-18-2010, 03:40 PM	#7
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Just a few observations... Scott, While I sympathize, I sure as heck am glad I have company. Pissing in your pants yet? Just wait, then your butt starts itching, daily!!! __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Just a few observations... Time to empty the drool bucket!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,650 Trading: (60)	Re: Just a few observations... Let's ride bikes! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-18-2010, 05:58 PM	#11
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: Just a few observations... you stopped taking the Epicor.

10-18-2010, 06:21 PM	#12
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Just a few observations... Nows the time to do all those things your hesitant about! Bunji jump, hang glide, juggle piranhas, you know. That sorta thing! Have fun Brother! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

10-18-2010, 06:22 PM	#13
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Just a few observations... You are getting pretty old Scott.

10-18-2010, 08:39 PM	#14
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,735 Trading: (10)	Re: Just a few observations... old is a figment of Gary's imagination

10-18-2010, 08:41 PM	#15
DoctorBJ Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Just a few observations... are you preggo? The wife's brain went out the window then.

10-18-2010, 08:41 PM	#16
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Just a few observations... It's gotta be the season. I tried twice to take my driver to the green today.

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RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,871 Trading: (51)	Re: Just a few observations... Scott, brother, I'll keep you in my prayers. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

10-18-2010, 08:52 PM	#18
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Just a few observations... Make sure you keep in the lines while coloring Scott. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

10-18-2010, 08:57 PM	#19
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Just a few observations... Whatever you do Scott, DO NOT CROSS STREAMS! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

10-18-2010, 09:13 PM	#20
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,641 Trading: (47)	Re: Just a few observations... I can never remember to take my Alzheimer’s medication __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx