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Old 10-18-2010, 11:51 AM   #401
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Chuckles the perverted clown
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:52 AM   #402
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My new dog was chewing on my shoe.
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:05 PM   #403
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It was suede, and it used to be blue.
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:17 PM   #404
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now the dog thinks it's his...
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:36 PM   #405
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and it's smellin' like wizz
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Old 10-18-2010, 01:55 PM   #406
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Could be worse - it might smell like poo.
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:50 PM   #407
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Start a new one Vin.
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:05 PM   #408
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Start a new one Vin.
You've got one chance in ten. (lol)
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:07 PM   #409
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Just throw out a rhyme..
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:21 PM   #410
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:23 PM   #411
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now don't make us tell you again!
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:24 PM   #412
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There once was a clown called massphatness....
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While spooning with kin
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and wore hats to cover his baldness
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The herf was getting loud
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