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Old 10-17-2010, 12:31 AM   #41
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Old 10-17-2010, 01:27 AM   #42
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Vin, if you come over and visit we would have an awesome set of boobs.
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Old 10-17-2010, 07:09 AM   #43
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Vin, if you come over and visit we would have an awesome set of boobs.
I bought a nice teddy for mine, Tom. I will admit it's a tad lopsided, but half a loaf is better than none as the saying goes.
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Old 10-17-2010, 10:30 AM   #44
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I bought a nice teddy for mine, Tom. I will admit it's a tad lopsided, but half a loaf is better than none as the saying goes.
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A being with one eye is a "cyclops".....what would a being with one boob be?
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Old 10-17-2010, 10:42 AM   #45
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Old 10-17-2010, 12:03 PM   #47
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You two are complete boobs
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:14 PM   #48
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You two are complete boobs
Only together...separately, we are incomplete boobs.
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:26 PM   #49
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Only together...separately, we are incomplete boobs.
And you can't motorboat one boob.
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:33 PM   #50
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And you can't motorboat one boob.
You can, but you drive in circles.
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:33 PM   #51
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:35 PM   #52
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:48 AM   #53
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Maybe he owns this... I have a bottle of it, actually:

http://www.detailedimage.com/Chemica...P450/16-oz-S1/
Im fascinated! Can we get a review please?
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:44 PM   #54
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A quick search on google for "what is stripper perfume" and you'll come across countless pages of theories as to what it is, not one single answer is a definite answer. So for Chemical Guys to get this scent spot on is damn near impressive.

I got my package from CG in at 8:00 am this morning, rushing out the door to meet a subcontractor and the Industrial Hygienist I quickly set it aside in my truck half asleep. It wasnt until the first stoplight did i realize it was the CG package i was waiting for! So in my excitement i opened the package and there it was a bottle with a label with that oh so familiar silhouette most every guy knows! My hands were shaking as i carefully opened the bottle..took a big wiff and BAM i hit a bump! about 1/4 an ounce splashed out of the bottle and into my seat and pants. I was pissed for the time it took for the scent to hit my nose.

Immediately my pupils dilated the hair on the back of my neck stood up, and flashback to the last night of freedom i had. The air was smokey, the lights where dim, Warrant was playing in the background, and this cute little blonde named Cindi (yes with an I) was gyrating on my lap that was when I first smelled this smell. It was a sweet tangy smell with a hint of desperation, hint of smoke, hint of body odor, and a whole lot of body glitter.

Fast forward to back in the truck. It was that smell all over minus the smoke, the desperation, and the body odor. The best way to describe it is a tangy sweet smell like a cotton candy mixed with strawberry i guess. It is a unique scent because every single stripper/stripclub smells the same no matter where it is, yet you never find girls out and about wearing it.

Back to my meeting, sitting in the aroma by the time i got to the meeting place my nose had gotten used to the smell. When I met the two gentlemen the first thing out of their mouths were "Where were you last night?" and "How much did you end up spending?" I explained that no i wasnt at a club they then proceeded to say that ok so who was it I spent the night with. I had to explain that it was my new air freshener they got a huge kick out of it and begged me to spray their cars down...so i did. haha

I can't imagine my car smelling like this day in and day out...but its fun for the novelty of it. Overall A+


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Well, here is another guy's review. I agree with it
looks like I might be ordering a bottle or three. I think Bao needs one too!
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:51 PM   #56
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I bet a cake is gonna jump out of the boobs at midnight.
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:54 PM   #57
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looks like I might be ordering a bottle or three. I think Bao needs one too!
I hear proceeds help to fund nursing school...
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looks like I might be ordering a bottle or three. I think Bao needs one too!
I just got an IM from Bao: "My car already smells like strippers you fool!"
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I just got an IM from Bao: "My car already smells like strippers you fool!"
LMAO!

Bao moonlights as a stripper?
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LMAO!

Bao moonlights as a stripper?
If one can consider ones primary source of income as "moonlighting".
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