Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Pt 2 - what she really means

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 12:05 PM

Part 2 of my public safety message campaign on how to have a lasting marriage.

Wives have their own language. It is imperative you understand it.

Fine:
This is the word women use at the end of any argument that they feel they are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use “fine” to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five minutes:
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so they feel that it?s an even trade.

Nothing:
This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine”.

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows):
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows):
This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don?t care”. You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.

Soft Sigh:
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

Oh:
This word followed by any statement is trouble.

Example; “Oh, let me get that”. Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night”. If she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. “Oh” as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows “Go ahead” followed by acts so unspeakable that I can?t bring myself to write about them.

That?s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. “That?s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. “That?s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead”. At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

Please Do:
This is not a statement, it is an offer.

A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn?t get a “That?s Okay”.

Thanks: (depreciated)
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you?re welcome.

Thanks A Lot:
This is much different than “Thanks”. A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh”. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh”, as she will only tell you “Nothing”.

Please add any others missing, as there are many, many more.

MiamiE · 10-14-2010, 12:27 PM

Carlos did you and Clara get into a disagreement?

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiE

Carlos did you and Clara get into a disagreement?

Not at all.
I just realized I have something special in lasting this long and needed to share why.

CasaDooley · 10-14-2010, 01:09 PM

I've been happily married to the same lovely woman for 32 years. Of course my being blind, deaf and mute may have contributed to the marriage's longevity!

pnoon · 10-14-2010, 01:14 PM

The two most important words in any marriage are "Yes, Dear"

Posted via Mobile Device

Dave128 · 10-14-2010, 01:17 PM

Closely followed by "you're absolutely right dear, I was wrong".

Bunker · 10-14-2010, 01:42 PM

I'm not mad = You're not getting any

Skywalker · 10-14-2010, 02:04 PM

Please go to the Herf. You'll have a great time = I love you!!!

10-14-2010, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

Please go to the Herf. You'll have a great time = I love you!!!

Or she just bought a couple new Coach purses she needs to hide.

Skywalker · 10-14-2010, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanger

Or she just bought a couple new Coach purses she needs to hide.

Or worse!!!

Brutus2600 · 10-14-2010, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

The two most important words in any marriage are "Yes, Dear"

Posted via Mobile Device

+1

My uncle shared this knowledge with me years ago and it's served me very well

bonjing · 10-16-2010, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

Please go to the Herf. You'll have a great time = I want you to leave because you're bugging me

Fixed

DMK · 10-16-2010, 02:16 PM

If you are male & married... you are automatically.... WRONG !!

10-14-2010, 12:05 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Pt 2 - what she really means Part 2 of my public safety message campaign on how to have a lasting marriage. Wives have their own language. It is imperative you understand it. Fine: This is the word women use at the end of any argument that they feel they are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use “fine” to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so they feel that it?s an even trade. Nothing: This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine”. Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”. Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don?t care”. You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”. Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; “Oh, let me get that”. Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night”. If she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. “Oh” as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows “Go ahead” followed by acts so unspeakable that I can?t bring myself to write about them. That?s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. “That?s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. “That?s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead”. At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn?t get a “That?s Okay”. Thanks: (depreciated) A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you?re welcome. Thanks A Lot: This is much different than “Thanks”. A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh”. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh”, as she will only tell you “Nothing”. Please add any others missing, as there are many, many more. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-14-2010, 12:27 PM	#2
MiamiE I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Erick Location: Miami, FL Posts: 2,892 Trading: (38)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Pt 2 - what she really m Carlos did you and Clara get into a disagreement?

10-14-2010, 01:09 PM	#4
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Pt 2 - what she really m I've been happily married to the same lovely woman for 32 years. Of course my being blind, deaf and mute may have contributed to the marriage's longevity! __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

10-14-2010, 01:14 PM	#5
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Pt 2 - what she really m The two most important words in any marriage are "Yes, Dear" Posted via Mobile Device

10-14-2010, 01:17 PM	#6
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,920 Trading: (4)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Pt 2 - what she really m Closely followed by "you're absolutely right dear, I was wrong". __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

10-14-2010, 01:42 PM	#7
Bunker New hardware installed. Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Rick Location: Moonbatachusetts Posts: 950 Trading: (18)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Pt 2 - what she really m I'm not mad = You're not getting any __________________ "Good is good, even if no one is doing it - and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it."

10-14-2010, 02:04 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Pt 2 - what she really m Please go to the Herf. You'll have a great time = I love you!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-16-2010, 02:16 PM	#13
DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,747 Trading: (86)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Pt 2 - what she really m If you are male & married... you are automatically.... WRONG !! __________________ Darryl, SOB...