Mens Guide to Women- Glossary

md4958 · 12-04-2008, 06:50 PM

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

CBI_2 · 12-04-2008, 09:29 PM

Great Stuff!

jonharky · 12-04-2008, 09:48 PM

Ain't that the truth!!

12-04-2008, 09:59 PM

Or, we could just be like Chuck Norris

Sailkat · 12-04-2008, 10:13 PM

10. What ever you say, dear. - This means that if you think you are right you are totally delusional. Close your mouth, run and hide.

taltos · 12-05-2008, 06:36 AM

11. Do what you want./Do what you think is right. These are both ways for a woman to say that a situation is FUBAR and you, not she is going to take the hit for it. Whatever you do, if you solve the problem, do not gloat because that will only make things worse.

md4958 · 12-05-2008, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailkat

10. What ever you say, dear. - This means that if you think you are right you are totally delusional. Close your mouth, run and hide.

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Originally Posted by taltos

11. Do what you want./Do what you think is right. These are both ways for a woman to say that a situation is FUBAR and you, not she is going to take the hit for it. Whatever you do, if you solve the problem, do not gloat because that will only make things worse.

both excellent additons... we gotta ask the mods to make this a sticky

dunng · 12-05-2008, 06:39 AM

#11 is right...

12-04-2008, 09:29 PM	#2
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taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Mens Guide to Women- Glossary 11. Do what you want./Do what you think is right. These are both ways for a woman to say that a situation is FUBAR and you, not she is going to take the hit for it. Whatever you do, if you solve the problem, do not gloat because that will only make things worse.

12-04-2008, 06:50 PM	#1
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Mens Guide to Women- Glossary (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

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