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Old 10-14-2010, 05:23 AM   #1
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A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Old 10-14-2010, 09:11 AM   #2
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Default Re: blonde joke

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=37378
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Old 10-14-2010, 09:12 AM   #3
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Tom,
I have a better one.

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Alex, couldn't resist.
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Old 10-14-2010, 09:33 AM   #4
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Default Re: blonde joke

Did you ever hear this one, Carlos?


A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

too, Alex.
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:11 AM   #5
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Did you ever hear this one, Carlos?


A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:



1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

too, Alex.
must mean its a good joke then and needs to be posted often
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:35 AM   #6
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Or you're all fuggin' blond
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:39 AM   #7
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I don't get it....







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Old 10-14-2010, 10:40 AM   #8
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I laughed four times in this post alone. I'm gonna check that link!!!
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:40 AM   #9
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I don't get why women brag about being able to multitask... what's so great about being able to do three things wrong at once?
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:44 AM   #10
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Did you ever hear this one, Carlos?


A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

too, Alex.
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I could swear that one is quite similar to this one.

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."



Crap!
I forgot Alex has guns.
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:53 AM   #11
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I wonder if the guy ever made it out of the bar alive?
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Is that the same blind guy who walks past the fish mongers and says, "Good morning, ladies."?
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Hmmm where have I heard this one before ?
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Is that the same blind guy who walks past the fish mongers and says, "Good morning, ladies."?
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Crap! I forgot Alex has guns.
just a few
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