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Old 10-14-2010, 10:39 AM   #1
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:43 AM   #2
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Default Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Isnt that your moms dress?
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:46 AM   #3
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Default Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Isnt that your moms dress?
7) Damn, your sister is hot.
8) You were so hot then
9) Those aren't your panties?
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:45 AM   #4
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Default Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You were so hot then
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:47 AM   #5
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Default Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:50 AM   #6
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Default Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
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