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Old 10-01-2010, 07:08 AM   #1
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Lisa tells Beth "For the last 6 years all my husband and I have done is have anal sex. It was ok at first, my hole was the size of a nickel, now it's the size of a 50 cent piece. I'm think I want a divorce". Beth says "Are you crazy? You live in the biggest house in town, drive any car you want, have a closet full of designer clothes, shoes, and purses, and take vacation for 6 months out of the year, and you want to give up all that over 45 cents?.
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Old 10-01-2010, 07:10 AM   #2
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