New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens.

09-23-2010, 06:25 PM

I heard it said that the people of Dallas are being told "in case of a tornado warning to head to the Cowboys Stadium where the danger of a touchdown would be highly unlikely.

Whee · 09-23-2010, 06:31 PM

He shoots! He scores!!

kelmac07 · 09-23-2010, 10:27 PM

Badda bing!!

Ogre · 09-25-2010, 12:58 PM

Now that funny, dont care who you are, thats funny.

CasaDooley · 09-25-2010, 01:05 PM

Silound · 09-29-2010, 12:03 PM

It was announced today that Jerry Jones has sold the Cowboys and withdrawn all the proceeds from the bank in the form of $1 bills. When asked why he would do such a thing, he was heard to remark,

"At least even in this crappy economy I can still get four quarters from a dollar bill"

09-23-2010, 06:25 PM	#1
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens. I heard it said that the people of Dallas are being told "in case of a tornado warning to head to the Cowboys Stadium where the danger of a touchdown would be highly unlikely.

09-23-2010, 06:31 PM	#2
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,593 Trading: (17)	Re: New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens. He shoots! He scores!! __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

09-23-2010, 10:27 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens. Badda bing!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-25-2010, 12:58 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens. Now that funny, dont care who you are, thats funny.

09-25-2010, 01:05 PM	#5
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens. __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

09-29-2010, 12:03 PM	#6
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens. It was announced today that Jerry Jones has sold the Cowboys and withdrawn all the proceeds from the bank in the form of $1 bills. When asked why he would do such a thing, he was heard to remark, "At least even in this crappy economy I can still get four quarters from a dollar bill" __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!