I hope you're all happy...

Kreth · 02-02-2009, 10:48 PM

There I was, minding my own business, when I decided to check out cbid. "Oh look, a CI microfibre button-down shirt, that would be nice on the golf course." Sold for $19 to the newbie from NY. "Oh hey, there's a box of those tasty Perdomo Lot 826s, and the high bid is only $25." And they're all mine. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Please, stop me before I bid again...

Yazzie · 02-02-2009, 10:49 PM

The Devil got ya.....

MedicCook · 02-02-2009, 10:58 PM

It is slippery.

Kreth · 02-02-2009, 11:00 PM

I can stop any time I wan---oh look, a travel humidor...

groogs · 02-02-2009, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yazzie

The Devil got ya.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook

It is slippery.

This is just the beginning.

02-02-2009, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth

I can stop any time I wan---oh look, a travel humidor...

lol
I've been trying to win one of those for a long time!
I just have a set price and if it goes over, I find another one to bid on!

Skywalker · 02-02-2009, 11:49 PM

Your soul now belongs to Cbid!!!

SmokeyJoe · 02-02-2009, 11:55 PM

Step 1 - Remove your Credit Card from you wallet

Step 2 - Place your Credit Card in a container of water

Step 3 - Place container in freezer

At least this way, you will have to thaw it out before you pay.

LookAtBigErn82 · 02-03-2009, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

Step 1 - Remove your Credit Card from you wallet

Step 2 - Place your Credit Card in a container of water

Step 3 - Place container in freezer

At least this way, you will have to thaw it out before you pay.

Is it bad when you can remember your credit card number by heart including exp. date and security code? Damn slope.

MarkinAZ · 02-03-2009, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth

Please, stop me before I bid again...

I think its too late for that Jeff

karmaz00 · 02-03-2009, 01:58 AM

no turning back now

Kreth · 02-03-2009, 08:30 AM

I think I got a pretty good deal on those Perdomos. CI normally sells them for $44.95/box. I can see how cbid got its nickname, though. Your CC is on file in your account, and there's really no confirmation process when you bid.

hotreds · 02-03-2009, 09:08 AM

:

Kreth · 02-03-2009, 09:42 AM

Senator Vitter: "Mr. Kreth, you're asking the American taxpayers for $1.2 billion dollars. Is that correct?"

Kreth: "Yes, Senator. I believe that figure should cover my cigar-related debt. You guys really screwed us with that S-CHIP deal."

Senator Shelby: "How does one man indebt himself for that amount of money?"

Kreth: "Well, sir, I lay the blame squarely on the membership of the Cigar Asylum internet forum. You see, I was perfectly happy smoking the occasional cigar, and was planning to pick up a small humidor to keep my smokes nice and fresh. But nooooooo! 'Go bigger!' they said. 'Stay away from cigarbid.com," they said. 'You'd better be really careful so you don't wind up addicted to cigarbid.com.' And the worst part is, they would put a link right in the post, so I all had to do was click it. Sure it started small, a box of cigars here, a humidor upgrade there. Next thing you know, I cashed in my life insurance to buy a rental property and converted it into a walk-in humidor. 50,000 cigars, all at my fingertips. They're enablers, the whole lot of them."
"And now I've got that cigar monkey so bad [sobbing] some days, I'll smoke a Swisher Sweet so I don't have to throw off the RH in my apartmentdor. Do you have any idea what 2500 pounds of beads costs these days?!"

Senator Gillibrand: "Let's take a recess so Mr. Kreth can compose himself."

02-03-2009, 10:39 AM

ROFL Ive managed to stay away, Stop tempting me! Devil stand behind

acarr · 02-03-2009, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LookAtBigErn82

Is it bad when you can remember your credit card number by heart including exp. date and security code? Damn slope.

That is an illness. You should get checked out

G G · 02-03-2009, 10:49 AM

C-bid is hard to resist.

TripleF · 02-03-2009, 10:51 AM

Too late now junior......

02-03-2009, 10:54 AM

Kreth... quickly get pictures of your humi now...and then look again in 6 months. The growth rate is amazing.

Kreth · 02-03-2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardcz

Kreth... quickly get pictures of your humi now...and then look again in 6 months. The growth rate is amazing.

I tried, they keep coming out blurry...

02-02-2009, 10:48 PM	#1
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	I hope you're all happy... There I was, minding my own business, when I decided to check out cbid. "Oh look, a CI microfibre button-down shirt, that would be nice on the golf course." Sold for $19 to the newbie from NY. "Oh hey, there's a box of those tasty Perdomo Lot 826s, and the high bid is only $25." And they're all mine. BWAHAHAHAHA! Please, stop me before I bid again...

02-02-2009, 10:49 PM	#2
Yazzie Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Longhorn Country Posts: 1,674 Trading: (10)	Re: I hope you're all happy... The Devil got ya.....

02-02-2009, 10:58 PM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: I hope you're all happy... It is slippery.

02-02-2009, 11:00 PM	#4
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: I hope you're all happy... I can stop any time I wan---oh look, a travel humidor...

02-02-2009, 11:49 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: I hope you're all happy... Your soul now belongs to Cbid!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

02-02-2009, 11:55 PM	#8
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: I hope you're all happy... Step 1 - Remove your Credit Card from you wallet Step 2 - Place your Credit Card in a container of water Step 3 - Place container in freezer At least this way, you will have to thaw it out before you pay. __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

02-03-2009, 01:58 AM	#11
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: I hope you're all happy... no turning back now __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-03-2009, 08:30 AM	#12
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: I hope you're all happy... I think I got a pretty good deal on those Perdomos. CI normally sells them for $44.95/box. I can see how cbid got its nickname, though. Your CC is on file in your account, and there's really no confirmation process when you bid.

02-03-2009, 09:08 AM	#13
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: I hope you're all happy... : __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

02-03-2009, 09:42 AM	#14
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Excerpt from the Kreth Bailout Hearings, late 2009 Senator Vitter: "Mr. Kreth, you're asking the American taxpayers for $1.2 billion dollars. Is that correct?" Kreth: "Yes, Senator. I believe that figure should cover my cigar-related debt. You guys really screwed us with that S-CHIP deal." Senator Shelby: "How does one man indebt himself for that amount of money?" Kreth: "Well, sir, I lay the blame squarely on the membership of the Cigar Asylum internet forum. You see, I was perfectly happy smoking the occasional cigar, and was planning to pick up a small humidor to keep my smokes nice and fresh. But nooooooo! 'Go bigger!' they said. 'Stay away from cigarbid.com," they said. 'You'd better be really careful so you don't wind up addicted to cigarbid.com.' And the worst part is, they would put a link right in the post, so I all had to do was click it. Sure it started small, a box of cigars here, a humidor upgrade there. Next thing you know, I cashed in my life insurance to buy a rental property and converted it into a walk-in humidor. 50,000 cigars, all at my fingertips. They're enablers, the whole lot of them." "And now I've got that cigar monkey so bad [sobbing] some days, I'll smoke a Swisher Sweet so I don't have to throw off the RH in my apartmentdor. Do you have any idea what 2500 pounds of beads costs these days?!" Senator Gillibrand: "Let's take a recess so Mr. Kreth can compose himself."

02-03-2009, 10:39 AM	#15
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I hope you're all happy... ROFL Ive managed to stay away, Stop tempting me! Devil stand behind

02-03-2009, 10:49 AM	#17
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: I hope you're all happy... C-bid is hard to resist.

02-03-2009, 10:51 AM	#18
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: I hope you're all happy... Too late now junior...... __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

02-03-2009, 10:54 AM	#19
Hardcz Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I hope you're all happy... Kreth... quickly get pictures of your humi now...and then look again in 6 months. The growth rate is amazing.

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