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Kreth 02-02-2009 09:48 PM

I hope you're all happy...
 
There I was, minding my own business, when I decided to check out cbid. "Oh look, a CI microfibre button-down shirt, that would be nice on the golf course." Sold for $19 to the newbie from NY. "Oh hey, there's a box of those tasty Perdomo Lot 826s, and the high bid is only $25." And they're all mine. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Please, stop me before I bid again... :r

Yazzie 02-02-2009 09:49 PM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
The Devil got ya.....:r:r:r

MedicCook 02-02-2009 09:58 PM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
It is slippery.

Kreth 02-02-2009 10:00 PM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
I can stop any time I wan---oh look, a travel humidor...

groogs 02-02-2009 10:04 PM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yazzie (Post 211454)
The Devil got ya.....:r:r:r

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 211470)
It is slippery.

:tpd: This is just the beginning.

Chompers 02-02-2009 10:38 PM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 211473)
I can stop any time I wan---oh look, a travel humidor...

lol
I've been trying to win one of those for a long time!
I just have a set price and if it goes over, I find another one to bid on!

Skywalker 02-02-2009 10:49 PM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Your soul now belongs to Cbid!!!:fl

SmokeyJoe 02-02-2009 10:55 PM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Step 1 - Remove your Credit Card from you wallet

Step 2 - Place your Credit Card in a container of water

Step 3 - Place container in freezer

At least this way, you will have to thaw it out before you pay.
:D

LookAtBigErn82 02-02-2009 11:11 PM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 211523)
Step 1 - Remove your Credit Card from you wallet

Step 2 - Place your Credit Card in a container of water

Step 3 - Place container in freezer

At least this way, you will have to thaw it out before you pay.
:D

Is it bad when you can remember your credit card number by heart including exp. date and security code? Damn slope.

MarkinAZ 02-02-2009 11:35 PM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 211451)
Please, stop me before I bid again... :r

I think its too late for that Jeff;)

karmaz00 02-03-2009 12:58 AM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
no turning back now

Kreth 02-03-2009 07:30 AM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
I think I got a pretty good deal on those Perdomos. CI normally sells them for $44.95/box. I can see how cbid got its nickname, though. Your CC is on file in your account, and there's really no confirmation process when you bid.

hotreds 02-03-2009 08:08 AM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
:r:r:r:r:r:

Kreth 02-03-2009 08:42 AM

Excerpt from the Kreth Bailout Hearings, late 2009
 
Senator Vitter: "Mr. Kreth, you're asking the American taxpayers for $1.2 billion dollars. Is that correct?"

Kreth: "Yes, Senator. I believe that figure should cover my cigar-related debt. You guys really screwed us with that S-CHIP deal."

Senator Shelby: "How does one man indebt himself for that amount of money?"

Kreth: "Well, sir, I lay the blame squarely on the membership of the Cigar Asylum internet forum. You see, I was perfectly happy smoking the occasional cigar, and was planning to pick up a small humidor to keep my smokes nice and fresh. But nooooooo! 'Go bigger!' they said. 'Stay away from cigarbid.com," they said. 'You'd better be really careful so you don't wind up addicted to cigarbid.com.' And the worst part is, they would put a link right in the post, so I all had to do was click it. Sure it started small, a box of cigars here, a humidor upgrade there. Next thing you know, I cashed in my life insurance to buy a rental property and converted it into a walk-in humidor. 50,000 cigars, all at my fingertips. They're enablers, the whole lot of them."
"And now I've got that cigar monkey so bad [sobbing] some days, I'll smoke a Swisher Sweet so I don't have to throw off the RH in my apartmentdor. Do you have any idea what 2500 pounds of beads costs these days?!"

Senator Gillibrand: "Let's take a recess so Mr. Kreth can compose himself."

darb85 02-03-2009 09:39 AM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
ROFL Ive managed to stay away, Stop tempting me! Devil stand behind

acarr 02-03-2009 09:47 AM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LookAtBigErn82 (Post 211537)
Is it bad when you can remember your credit card number by heart including exp. date and security code? Damn slope.

That is an illness. You should get checked out:D

G G 02-03-2009 09:49 AM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
C-bid is hard to resist.:tu

TripleF 02-03-2009 09:51 AM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Too late now junior......





:r

Hardcz 02-03-2009 09:54 AM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Kreth... quickly get pictures of your humi now...and then look again in 6 months. The growth rate is amazing.

Kreth 02-03-2009 10:14 AM

Re: I hope you're all happy...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardcz (Post 212172)
Kreth... quickly get pictures of your humi now...and then look again in 6 months. The growth rate is amazing.

I tried, they keep coming out blurry... :r


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