The Lie Detecting Robot

RUNYYFan · 06-02-2014, 02:02 PM

A father buys a lie detecting robot. He decides to test it out one night at dinner. The father begins the test by asking his twelve year old son what he did during the afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. "Ow! Ok, ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movies were you watching?"

"Toy Story," replies the son. The robot slaps the son. "Damn! Ok, ok. We were watching ****."

The father says, "At your age?!? I didn't even know what **** was!" The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.

Porch Dweller · 06-02-2014, 02:31 PM

icehog3 · 06-02-2014, 02:36 PM

yourchoice · 06-02-2014, 02:43 PM

CigarNut · 06-02-2014, 03:00 PM

jhedrick83 · 06-02-2014, 03:14 PM

That is awesome!

kelmac07 · 06-02-2014, 07:19 PM

Dave128 · 06-03-2014, 11:05 AM

06-02-2014, 02:02 PM	#1
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	The Lie Detecting Robot A father buys a lie detecting robot. He decides to test it out one night at dinner. The father begins the test by asking his twelve year old son what he did during the afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. "Ow! Ok, ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movies were you watching?" "Toy Story," replies the son. The robot slaps the son. "Damn! Ok, ok. We were watching **." The father says, "At your age?!? I didn't even know what was!" The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. __________________ Marc** Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

06-02-2014, 02:31 PM	#2
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06-02-2014, 02:36 PM	#3
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06-02-2014, 02:43 PM	#4
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06-02-2014, 03:14 PM	#6
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