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RUNYYFan 06-02-2014 01:02 PM

The Lie Detecting Robot
 
A father buys a lie detecting robot. He decides to test it out one night at dinner. The father begins the test by asking his twelve year old son what he did during the afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. "Ow! Ok, ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movies were you watching?"

"Toy Story," replies the son. The robot slaps the son. "Damn! Ok, ok. We were watching ****."

The father says, "At your age?!? I didn't even know what **** was!" The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.


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Porch Dweller 06-02-2014 01:31 PM

Re: The Lie Detecting Robot
 
:D

icehog3 06-02-2014 01:36 PM

Re: The Lie Detecting Robot
 
:r :tu

yourchoice 06-02-2014 01:43 PM

Re: The Lie Detecting Robot
 
:r :r :r

CigarNut 06-02-2014 02:00 PM

Re: The Lie Detecting Robot
 
:r :r

jhedrick83 06-02-2014 02:14 PM

Re: The Lie Detecting Robot
 
That is awesome!

kelmac07 06-02-2014 06:19 PM

Re: The Lie Detecting Robot
 
:r :r :r

Dave128 06-03-2014 10:05 AM

Re: The Lie Detecting Robot
 
:r


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