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08-21-2011, 04:35 PM | #1 |
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How To Treat a Woman!!!
To whom it may concern: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters. Go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings & beer.
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08-21-2011, 06:50 PM | #4 |
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Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
My wife said I'm going to have to do ALL that **** you listed for her if I'm to expect that in return.
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08-21-2011, 08:37 PM | #8 |
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Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
Wise words, grasshopper!
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08-22-2011, 02:00 PM | #10 |
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Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
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