A roll of the Dice

Bluetick · 07-09-2011, 11:17 PM

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down, and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers. Then she picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."

Drez · 07-09-2011, 11:31 PM

MurphysLaw · 07-09-2011, 11:32 PM

hscmit · 07-10-2011, 09:04 AM

Ogre · 07-10-2011, 09:22 AM

TBone · 07-10-2011, 09:30 AM

kelmac07 · 07-10-2011, 10:15 AM

Skywalker · 08-09-2011, 10:48 AM

Blak Smyth · 08-09-2011, 11:05 AM

N2 GOLD · 08-09-2011, 11:27 AM

08-09-2011, 11:38 AM

pektel · 08-09-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

jsnake · 08-09-2011, 11:58 AM

WittyUserName · 08-09-2011, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

EDIT: x3

07-09-2011, 11:17 PM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	A roll of the Dice Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down, and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers. Then she picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."

07-09-2011, 11:31 PM	#2
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: A roll of the Dice __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

07-09-2011, 11:32 PM	#3
MurphysLaw Anything can go wrong Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Brian Location: SoFlo Posts: 2,823 Trading: (19)	Re: A roll of the Dice __________________ It's THIS easy to help our Troops.

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