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Bluetick 07-09-2011 10:17 PM

A roll of the Dice
 
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down, and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers. Then she picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."

Drez 07-09-2011 10:31 PM

Re: A roll of the Dice
 
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MurphysLaw 07-09-2011 10:32 PM

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hscmit 07-10-2011 08:04 AM

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Ogre 07-10-2011 08:22 AM

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TBone 07-10-2011 08:30 AM

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kelmac07 07-10-2011 09:15 AM

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Skywalker 08-09-2011 09:48 AM

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Blak Smyth 08-09-2011 10:05 AM

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N2 GOLD 08-09-2011 10:27 AM

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BC-Axeman 08-09-2011 10:38 AM

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:np

pektel 08-09-2011 10:57 AM

Re: A roll of the Dice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1367784)
:np

:lr

jsnake 08-09-2011 10:58 AM

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WittyUserName 08-09-2011 11:00 AM

Re: A roll of the Dice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1367784)
:np

EDIT: x3


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