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03-23-2011, 03:58 PM
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03-23-2011, 04:11 PM
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  Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
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03-23-2011, 04:16 PM
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Since we're on bad jokes:
A man in a trench coat flashed 3 nuns in an elevator. 2 of the nuns had a stroke right there. The third couldn't reach.
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03-23-2011, 04:26 PM
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How bout this one:
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice t*ts," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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03-23-2011, 04:34 PM
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her!
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03-23-2011, 05:23 PM
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ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U
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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high balls are on me...."
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03-23-2011, 06:57 PM
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What's sex like on camping trips?
In tents. Love this thread  lol
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03-23-2011, 07:06 PM
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MIND OVER MATTER...
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Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the heck out of the dog
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03-23-2011, 07:27 PM
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Fatter than you!
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Whats green and flies through the air?
Super Pickle!
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times. 
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03-23-2011, 07:27 PM
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Fatter than you!
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What's yellow and writes?
Ball-point banana.
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.
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