Proven Facts

Ogre · 12-29-2010, 03:08 PM

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

cricky101 · 12-29-2010, 03:17 PM

uoqe890 v89r4fv asawgaw v asv0894=-fvkl4

Sorry. Giant thumbs got in the way of my typing again

G G · 12-29-2010, 03:27 PM

shvictor · 12-29-2010, 04:05 PM

Damn these little hands

kelmac07 · 12-29-2010, 08:43 PM

G G · 12-29-2010, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

CBI_2 · 01-05-2011, 09:46 PM

and

from my wife.

timj219 · 01-05-2011, 09:50 PM

Are there any exercises that will increase thumb size?

zappaFREAK · 01-06-2011, 09:16 AM

Hitchhiking.
But it may lead to other trouble.
Be careful out there.

357 · 01-06-2011, 09:26 AM

Too bad for Andrew...

massphatness · 01-06-2011, 09:39 AM

I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?

Steve · 01-06-2011, 09:55 AM

CasaDooley · 01-06-2011, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?

An adams apple?

timj219 · 01-06-2011, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?

Was her name sissy hankshaw?

BTcigars · 01-06-2011, 05:40 PM

funny as heck!

Also, dont tell me that I was the only one looking for a ruler.....excuse me, a yard stick!

12-29-2010, 03:08 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Proven Facts It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

12-29-2010, 03:17 PM	#2
cricky101 Micro brew tester Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 684 Trading: (8)	Re: Proven Facts uoqe890 v89r4fv asawgaw v asv0894=-fvkl4 Sorry. Giant thumbs got in the way of my typing again __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

12-29-2010, 03:27 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Proven Facts

12-29-2010, 04:05 PM	#4
shvictor Instigator Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Lathrop, CA Posts: 2,846 Trading: (40)	Re: Proven Facts Damn these little hands __________________

12-29-2010, 08:43 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Proven Facts __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-05-2011, 09:46 PM	#7
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Proven Facts and from my wife. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-05-2011, 09:50 PM	#8
timj219 Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Tim Location: Binghamton, NY Posts: 699 Trading: (15)	Re: Proven Facts Are there any exercises that will increase thumb size? __________________ "All this of Pot and Potter - Tell me then, Who is the Potter, pray, and who the Pot?" Omar Khayyam

01-06-2011, 09:16 AM	#9
zappaFREAK The Black Page Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Stephen Location: CT Posts: 349 Trading: (5)	Re: Proven Facts Hitchhiking. But it may lead to other trouble. Be careful out there. __________________ "Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side." FZ zappaFREAK

01-06-2011, 09:26 AM	#10
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Proven Facts Too bad for Andrew... __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

01-06-2011, 09:39 AM	#11
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Proven Facts I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed. What does that signify? __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

01-06-2011, 09:55 AM	#12
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Proven Facts __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-06-2011, 05:40 PM	#15
BTcigars Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Sacramento CA Posts: 486 Trading: (1)	Re: Proven Facts funny as heck! Also, dont tell me that I was the only one looking for a ruler.....excuse me, a yard stick! __________________ Be sure to chek out my blog.

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