Bar scene - nothing going right!!!!

G G · 08-07-2010, 01:40 PM

A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, watcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. "I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
"I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then a wise-ass like you shows up and drinks the whole thing!"

pektel · 08-07-2010, 01:42 PM

Good one!

kelmac07 · 08-07-2010, 01:42 PM

Chingas · 08-07-2010, 02:04 PM

I dig it Brother. May use that tonight!

CBI_2 · 08-24-2010, 06:34 PM

MedicCook · 08-24-2010, 06:37 PM

Kreth · 08-24-2010, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

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Originally Posted by MedicCook

You two just getting it?

neoflex · 08-27-2010, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Chingas

I dig it Brother. May use that tonight!

The capsule?

08-07-2010, 01:40 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Bar scene - nothing going right!!!! A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, watcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. "I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me. "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. "I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then a wise-ass like you shows up and drinks the whole thing!"

08-07-2010, 01:42 PM	#2
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!! Good one! __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

08-07-2010, 01:42 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-07-2010, 02:04 PM	#4
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!! I dig it Brother. May use that tonight! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

08-24-2010, 06:34 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

08-24-2010, 06:37 PM	#6
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!! __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

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