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G G 08-07-2010 12:40 PM

Bar scene - nothing going right!!!!
 
A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, watcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. "I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
"I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then a wise-ass like you shows up and drinks the whole thing!"

pektel 08-07-2010 12:42 PM

Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!!
 
Good one! :r

kelmac07 08-07-2010 12:42 PM

Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!!
 
:r :r :r

Chingas 08-07-2010 01:04 PM

Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!!
 
I dig it Brother. May use that tonight!

CBI_2 08-24-2010 05:34 PM

Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!!
 
:r:r:r:tu

MedicCook 08-24-2010 05:37 PM

Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!!
 
:r

Kreth 08-24-2010 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 964467)
:r:tu

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 964470)
:r

You two just getting it? :r

neoflex 08-27-2010 01:35 PM

Re: Bar scene - nothing going right!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chingas (Post 944990)
I dig it Brother. May use that tonight!

The capsule?:r


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