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Old 01-28-2010, 12:58 PM   #1
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Default Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:



1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Old 01-28-2010, 01:28 PM   #2
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I was going to print that out for my wife, til I read #5
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Old 01-28-2010, 02:04 PM   #3
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Old 01-28-2010, 02:31 PM   #5
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Old 01-28-2010, 04:13 PM   #9
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