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DrDubzz 01-28-2010 11:58 AM

Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:



1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Parshooter 01-28-2010 12:28 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
I was going to print that out for my wife, til I read #5 :r:r:r

Blindjimme 01-28-2010 01:04 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
I am printing that out for my wife :tu

G G 01-28-2010 01:20 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blindjimme (Post 738404)
I am printing that out for my wife :tu

And then the fight started.:r

pnoon 01-28-2010 01:31 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
He never heard the shot. :D

massphatness 01-28-2010 01:42 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blindjimme (Post 738404)
I am printing that out for my wife :tu

Nice knowing you

Skywalker 01-28-2010 02:01 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
It's all good!!!:r:r:r

Cigary 01-28-2010 02:02 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
Excellent Post,,,#5 should have been encrypted.

Blindjimme 01-28-2010 03:13 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blindjimme (Post 738404)
I am printing that out for my wife :tu

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 738432)
And then the fight started.:r

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 738451)
He never heard the shot. :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 738456)
Nice knowing you

Jackie will read it, hand it back to me and say " You wish" :D

kelmac07 01-28-2010 05:11 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
LOL!!

Smokin Gator 01-28-2010 05:15 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blindjimme (Post 738562)
Jackie will read it, hand it back to me and say " You wish" :D

Now that's funny!!:r:r

CBI_2 01-28-2010 06:56 PM

Re: Five rules for men to follow to a happy life:
 
:r:r


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