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Old 03-08-2009, 12:54 PM   #1
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Engineering Questions of the Day...

Q#1) How much does a house weigh and how much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???



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Q#2) Would this be covered by house insurance, car insurance, or... does it come under roadside assistance???
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:56 PM   #2
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Q#3) I wonder what the bill will be from the town / county to rebuild the bridge...
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Old 03-08-2009, 01:05 PM   #3
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Sorry I can't help, as I am not an engineer. I am a rocket scientist.


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Old 03-08-2009, 01:18 PM   #4
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I think they should just leave it like that. Then in the bathroom cut a hole in the floor so you can **** and fish at the same time.
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Q#4) How the hell do they get that house off the bridge
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Old 03-08-2009, 01:34 PM   #6
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Q-1 answer: All houses weigh 16oz to the pound.

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Probably $4 or 5 hundred an hour, 4 hour minumum, plus to and from travel charges.
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Old 03-08-2009, 01:43 PM   #7
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They should just cut out the end walls and make it into a covered bridge....
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Old 03-08-2009, 02:33 PM   #8
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Engineering Questions of the Day...

Q#1) how much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???
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The standard rural two-lane bridge can hold a house with a one car attached garage.

ahhhh..too late, they should have contacted me before this happened and I could have told them the garage rule
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They should just cut out the end walls and make it into a covered bridge....
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:53 AM   #10
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Maybe the bought a riverside house? (that is, bothriversides )
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:35 AM   #11
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wow thats crazy
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Does that trailer only have 2 axles?
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