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physiognomy 03-08-2009 12:54 PM

Engineering Question
 
Engineering Questions of the Day...

Q#1) How much does a house weigh and how much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???



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Q#2) Would this be covered by house insurance, car insurance, or... does it come under roadside assistance???

dunng 03-08-2009 12:56 PM

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Q#3) I wonder what the bill will be from the town / county to rebuild the bridge... :c

G G 03-08-2009 01:05 PM

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Sorry I can't help, as I am not an engineer. I am a rocket scientist.:tu


Funny.

WildBlueSooner 03-08-2009 01:18 PM

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I think they should just leave it like that. Then in the bathroom cut a hole in the floor so you can **** and fish at the same time. :)

acruce 03-08-2009 01:21 PM

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Q#4) How the hell do they get that house off the bridge:confused:

JaKaacH 03-08-2009 01:34 PM

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Q-1 answer: All houses weigh 16oz to the pound.

Quote:

Originally Posted by acruce (Post 277255)
Q#4) How the hell do they get that house off the bridge:confused:

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Probably $4 or 5 hundred an hour, 4 hour minumum, plus to and from travel charges.
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DMK 03-08-2009 01:43 PM

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They should just cut out the end walls and make it into a covered bridge....:r:r

BamBam 03-08-2009 02:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by physiognomy (Post 277225)
Engineering Questions of the Day...

Q#1) how much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???

answer:

The standard rural two-lane bridge can hold a house with a one car attached garage.

ahhhh..too late, they should have contacted me before this happened and I could have told them the garage rule ;)

tunes 03-08-2009 02:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DMK (Post 277277)
They should just cut out the end walls and make it into a covered bridge....:r:r

:tpd:

Misha 03-09-2009 07:53 AM

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Maybe the bought a riverside house? (that is, bothriversides :D)

karmaz00 03-09-2009 10:35 AM

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wow thats crazy

pbrennan10 03-15-2009 10:37 AM

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Does that trailer only have 2 axles?


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