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Old 02-27-2009, 11:56 PM   #1
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes !
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Old 02-27-2009, 11:57 PM   #2
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Old 02-28-2009, 12:01 AM   #3
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Old 02-28-2009, 09:29 AM   #5
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Old 02-28-2009, 10:49 AM   #6
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I dont get it!
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Old 02-28-2009, 03:27 PM   #9
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Old 02-28-2009, 03:32 PM   #10
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I dont get it!
well ya see.........most families are supposed to love eachother, therefore the mother would call the father honey

but in this case........
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Thanks I hadn't hears that one in a while, but it always makes me laugh.
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