Texts From Last Night....a website

Okay, here's my only beef with this site. I submitted two of my own and was DENIED.

From last Friday, 5/15:

(310): on our way in...Amy just saw a girl in a bikini driving a tractor
(724): i wanted pictures. bummer - i'm just playin i see that everyday
(310): in that case I'm movin' here & buying farm equipment

And later that night after a full on brawl broke out right next to my seat in the teppanyaki restaurant on Pittsburgh's South Side (took 4 minutes to split these 2 guys up...even with me attempting the death grip on the attacker):

(724): sup bro home sweet home - sooo full - passing oout talk to tomorrow- wanna fight
(310): I fight u fool...sup...sooo fulll...only thing I fight is the toilet
(310): & I think that's one for the blog

[kaisersozei]

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...








(which got this response in the comments: )

Anonymous said...

I think it is safe to say that the world sees you as a whore.
May 26, 2009 10:07PM

Hahahahahaa......rolling.

Hilarious,,,just put this in my favorites and wasted about an hour reading all I could.

[GreekGodX]

(412): The guy next to me is watching ****. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT ****.

I see this all the time at school. It is so obvious because the guys doing it will look at everyone that passes by No way they can enjoy it being so paranoid.