Texts From Last Night....a website - Page 5

LooseCard · 05-01-2009, 11:41 AM

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(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

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(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

357 · 05-08-2009, 07:16 AM

I couldn't help but revive this thread...

(321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.

357 · 05-08-2009, 07:17 AM

(917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
(310): Whats your twitter name

GreekGodX · 05-08-2009, 07:36 AM

I've been looking at this website for the past half hour, I cannot believe I didn't see this earlier

(214): I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse

GreekGodX · 05-08-2009, 07:38 AM

(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

smitdavi · 05-08-2009, 07:53 AM

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

357 · 05-08-2009, 07:55 AM

(218): No, computers are like whores. moody *****es that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus

elderboy02 · 05-08-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GreekGodX

(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

LOL

elderboy02 · 05-08-2009, 08:10 AM

(614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.

357 · 05-08-2009, 08:15 AM

(202): Did you just throw up mid-sentence?

357 · 05-08-2009, 09:28 AM

(301): She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
(301): but she's really nice

357 · 05-08-2009, 09:31 AM

(541): so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

smitdavi · 05-08-2009, 06:36 PM

(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.

One of my faves

357 · 05-11-2009, 06:49 AM

(805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

357 · 05-11-2009, 06:51 AM

(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

LooseCard · 05-11-2009, 08:27 AM

(818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
(770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.

05-11-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 357

(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

Love it.

(419): with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

smitdavi · 05-11-2009, 01:10 PM

I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny

357 · 05-11-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by smitdavi

I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny

I am too. I look forward to checking for new posts each morning.

shilala · 05-11-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer

(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

That is perfect. I think I said that. roffles

05-08-2009, 07:16 AM	#82
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I couldn't help but revive this thread... (321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-08-2009, 07:17 AM	#83
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter (310): Whats your twitter name __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-08-2009, 07:36 AM	#84
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I've been looking at this website for the past half hour, I cannot believe I didn't see this earlier (214): I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

05-08-2009, 07:38 AM	#85
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

05-08-2009, 07:53 AM	#86
smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

05-08-2009, 07:55 AM	#87
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (218): No, computers are like whores. moody *****es that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-08-2009, 08:10 AM	#89
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.

05-08-2009, 08:15 AM	#90
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (202): Did you just throw up mid-sentence? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-08-2009, 09:28 AM	#91
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (301): She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds. (301): but she's really nice __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-08-2009, 09:31 AM	#92
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (541): so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-08-2009, 06:36 PM	#93
smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night. (662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs. (1-662): You have my attention. One of my faves

05-11-2009, 06:49 AM	#94
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-11-2009, 06:51 AM	#95
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-11-2009, 08:27 AM	#96
LooseCard not wrapped too tight.... Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Woodsy side of MA Posts: 555 Trading: (3)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ? (770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no. __________________ Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET

05-11-2009, 01:10 PM	#98
smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny

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