Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Register FAQ Inmates List Calendar
Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > General Discussion
Reload this Page Today I called the cops...
Today's Posts Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 4 of 4 « First < 23 4
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-23-2011, 04:20 PM   #61
replicant_argent
Gravy Boat Winnah.
 
replicant_argent's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Pete
Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people
Posts: 5,326
Trading: (22)
LGC
replicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to all
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
My butt itches.
You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.
__________________
www.stogietorch.com
Some days call for a stiff Pomade.
replicant_argent is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 04:31 PM   #62
the nub
Papa Chino
 
the nub's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Nanaimo, BC
Posts: 320
Trading: (2)
LGC
the nub is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
I'm glad I live in a city where I don't worry about what the cops are doing. When cruisers park in front of my house, which they've done several times over the last few years, I'm glad. It means no one is going to f*ck with my place and if something happens in my neighborhood, they're right there to stop it.
the nub is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 04:49 PM   #63
replicant_argent
Gravy Boat Winnah.
 
replicant_argent's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Pete
Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people
Posts: 5,326
Trading: (22)
LGC
replicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to all
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by the nub View Post
I'm glad I live in a city where I don't worry about what the cops are doing. When cruisers park in front of my house, which they've done several times over the last few years, I'm glad. It means no one is going to f*ck with my place and if something happens in my neighborhood, they're right there to stop it.
Don't get me wrong, I <3 cops cruising in my neighborhood. Hell, I have even volunteered, and let them use my yard to park their radar trailer.
This guy wasn't a cop. Unshaven, a little sloppy looking, moustache... I am fairly certain my city has a 'no facial hair' policy for cops, as I don't ever recall seeing any with a stache.
__________________
www.stogietorch.com
Some days call for a stiff Pomade.
replicant_argent is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 05:14 PM   #64
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,441
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent View Post
You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.
I am WELL aware, Pete.
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 05:15 PM   #65
replicant_argent
Gravy Boat Winnah.
 
replicant_argent's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Pete
Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people
Posts: 5,326
Trading: (22)
LGC
replicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to all
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
I am WELL aware, Pete.
<shudders>
Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.
__________________
www.stogietorch.com
Some days call for a stiff Pomade.
replicant_argent is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 05:16 PM   #66
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,441
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent View Post
<shudders>
Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.
I like it best when Luscious loofahs my stretch marks.
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 05:24 PM   #67
replicant_argent
Gravy Boat Winnah.
 
replicant_argent's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Pete
Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people
Posts: 5,326
Trading: (22)
LGC
replicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to all
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
i like it best when luscious loofahs my stretch marks.
g a a a a h h h!
M y b r a i n !
__________________
www.stogietorch.com
Some days call for a stiff Pomade.
replicant_argent is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 05:32 PM   #68
LasciviousXXX
Team of 11...Always
 
LasciviousXXX's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Týr
Location: New Orleans
Posts: 4,579
Trading: (8)
VR
LasciviousXXX has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Naked pilates, followed by a vigorous shower (loofah included) = how Tom and I roll
LasciviousXXX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 05:33 PM   #69
68TriShield
Got Torque?
 
68TriShield's Avatar
2
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Dave
Location: Maryland
Posts: 7,194
Trading: (40)
HUpmann
68TriShield has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Is it getting hawt in here or is it just me
68TriShield is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 05:33 PM   #70
LasciviousXXX
Team of 11...Always
 
LasciviousXXX's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Týr
Location: New Orleans
Posts: 4,579
Trading: (8)
VR
LasciviousXXX has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Always just you brother

LasciviousXXX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 05:43 PM   #71
CigarNut
F*ck Cancer!
 
CigarNut's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
First Name: Michael
Location: Clermont, Florida
Posts: 18,042
Trading: (111)
RA
CigarNut has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
So that's why your avatar is smiling
__________________
Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags?

2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.
CigarNut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 06:03 PM   #72
DPD6030
Shepard of the sheeple
 
DPD6030's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Andrew
Location: The Mitten
Posts: 7,166
Trading: (151)
Partagas
DPD6030 has much to be proud ofDPD6030 has much to be proud ofDPD6030 has much to be proud ofDPD6030 has much to be proud ofDPD6030 has much to be proud ofDPD6030 has much to be proud ofDPD6030 has much to be proud ofDPD6030 has much to be proud ofDPD6030 has much to be proud of
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent View Post
Don't get me wrong, I <3 cops cruising in my neighborhood. Hell, I have even volunteered, and let them use my yard to park their radar trailer.
This guy wasn't a cop. Unshaven, a little sloppy looking, moustache... I am fairly certain my city has a 'no facial hair' policy for cops, as I don't ever recall seeing any with a stache.
Have you seen our UCs They are exempt from that no hair policy. Of course I could have a stache just not a goatee. I'd rather have a goat. It produces milk which can make cheese.
DPD6030 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 06:57 PM   #73
taltos
Really, really old
 
taltos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Paul
Location: Saugus, MA
Posts: 2,486
Trading: (3)
Punch MarineCorps (Served With Honor)
taltos is a jewel in the roughtaltos is a jewel in the roughtaltos is a jewel in the roughtaltos is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
Been crunching numbers, and it seems to make sense as long as I can figure out what to do next, and make sure whatever it is gives me some health insurance.
Perhaps your next job will be Chief of Campus Cops at some school that caters to dumb rich girls.
__________________
Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett
taltos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 07:00 PM   #74
taltos
Really, really old
 
taltos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Paul
Location: Saugus, MA
Posts: 2,486
Trading: (3)
Punch MarineCorps (Served With Honor)
taltos is a jewel in the roughtaltos is a jewel in the roughtaltos is a jewel in the roughtaltos is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
I am WELL aware, Pete.
Is he tall enough to reach your butt?
__________________
Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett
taltos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 08:06 PM   #75
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,441
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by taltos View Post
Perhaps your next job will be Chief of Campus Cops at some school that caters to dumb rich girls.
Or maybe I could cut out the middle man, and just cater to dumb rich girls myself.
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 08:12 PM   #76
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Second Star on the Right
Posts: 22,625
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
Or maybe I could cut out the middle man, and just cater to dumb rich girls myself.
You already do ... it's just that they don't know it
__________________
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
~ Groucho Marx
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 08:18 PM   #77
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,441
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem View Post
You already do ... it's just that they don't know it
Cuz their so durn stoopid!!!
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2011, 08:18 PM   #78
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Second Star on the Right
Posts: 22,625
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Today I called the cops...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
cuz their so durn stoopid!!!
o ... M ... G !!!
__________________
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
~ Groucho Marx
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 4 of 4 « First < 23 4

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:12 AM.

Contact Us - Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.