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Old 09-25-2013, 02:44 PM   #41
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Default Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.

So last night, it's hot as the hubs of hell up in our bedroom. When I took the hound out late last night, it was dark, still, cloudless, and an inch from frost.
I opened up the bedroom window for an hour or two just to cool it down. I couldn't sleep cause stupid the dog hurt my back and I couldn't find a comfortable position. So I get a blanket, wrap it around me, and hit the floor. Finally, I fall asleep.
An hour later I woke up froze solid, teeth chattering, and wondered what the heck I was thinking in the first place.
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:29 PM   #42
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The dog he's happy
because cold it be
Scott now feels crappy
because the dog had to pee
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Old 09-26-2013, 05:21 PM   #43
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Default Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.

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If you could make your response in the form of a wonderful poem like I did, that'd be swell.
Frigid winter waits
The chill Scott begins to feel
Tells of things to come.


Haiku!
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Old 09-26-2013, 06:01 PM   #44
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Old 09-26-2013, 07:01 PM   #45
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It dropped down to 71* today
I hate poems
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