Texts From Last Night....a website

Originally Posted by ahc4353

(413): Wow you were great! I thought girls were good but man!
(413): Thanks, wanna ask Vin to join us next time?

Oh jeez....where is Vin btw....

(313): All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
(517): Maybe you should learn how to spell write first

[kaisersozei]

(313): All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
(517): Maybe you should learn how to spell write first



(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

Hahahaha, great minds think alike, eh Gerard?

[kaisersozei]

Originally Posted by mrreindeer

Hahahaha, great minds think alike, eh Gerard?

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(512): I pooped in a mop bucket.
(1-512): WTF???
(512): Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that

LMAO!

(817): She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
(1-817): OMG. What did u say?
(817): I told her I did too.

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(323): just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo




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[Smokin Gator]

LOL... this site is classic:

(401): my mouth tastes like poor choices

Originally Posted by smokin gator

lol... This site is classic:

(401): My mouth tastes like poor choices

awesome

[357]

That one is hilarious..

More:
(859): I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
(1-859): Thanks for throwing up on me.

[Smokin Gator]

603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

[Smokin Gator]

(847): Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.

[Smokin Gator]

Not a good day...

(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(704): Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light

(517): I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.

(609): i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day




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[Smokin Gator]

(818): Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.

I gotta stop looking!!!

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(801): hey, what are you doing tonight?
(646): sleeping, g'night!
(801): but i wanted to see you
(646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
(646): stop - you have a right hand - use it!

I cant believe I just read every text...lol fml

[357]

This one is pretty bad...

(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.

[Smokin Gator]

One last one...

(919): I need help removing her.

Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

(801): hey, what are you doing tonight?
(646): sleeping, g'night!
(801): but i wanted to see you
(646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
(646): stop - you have a right hand - use it!

I cant believe I just read every text...lol fml

Haahaahaha....

Originally Posted by 357

This one is pretty bad...

(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.

Oooooof.

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(954): the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.


They keep gettin better!

[mojo65]

(618): do you remember what downloading p**n with a 14k modem was like?