Older Than Dirt! - Page 2

neoflex · 01-10-2011, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by steve

Finally some of the REAL old farts show up. I'm feeling younger now, how about you Warren?

They are selling these again.
I don't feel so bad now. I only scored a 9.

McSmokey · 01-10-2011, 10:23 AM

Getting Older 8

hotreds · 01-10-2011, 10:25 AM

Growing up in Italy I scored a six, but I AM older than dirt, actually.

STEVE S · 01-10-2011, 10:29 AM

I only scored a 23, not as old as I thought!!

Ogre · 01-10-2011, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEVE S

I only scored a 23, not as old as I thought!!

Your only as old as your remember!!!

icehog3 · 01-10-2011, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

Your only as old as your remember!!!

What were we talking about?

icehog3 · 01-10-2011, 10:30 AM

16, I'm old!!!

markem · 01-10-2011, 10:48 AM

Why, I remember when they invented dirt. "Who needs dirt?", we all asked. We've done without dirt all this time and see no need to jump on the bandwagon for some new fangled contraption. No one will use it and it will be gone before the end of the year. You wait and see.

dang kids.

We old people were here first! What do you have to say about that, huh?

Member in good standing, Curmudgeon's Club of America

They're having the meatloaf special at Denny's today, better get there a little early and wear a clean shirt.

Ogre · 01-10-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by markem

Why, I remember when they invented dirt. "Who needs dirt?", we all asked. We've done without dirt all this time and see no need to jump on the bandwagon for some new fangled contraption. No one will use it and it will be gone before the end of the year. You wait and see.

dang kids.

We old people were here first! What do you have to say about that, huh?

Member in good standing, Curmudgeon's Club of America

They're having the meatloaf special at Denny's today, better get there a little early and wear a clean shirt.

So old you had to knock rocks together to make dirt????

markem · 01-10-2011, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

So old you had to knock rocks together to make dirt????

Rocks? Rocks!?! You had rocks!

We had to scoop hot magma out of the core of the earth with our bare hands and then squeeze it between our butt cheeks to make our rocks. Don't tell me about rocks, kid, I know rocks!

Damn know-it-all kids. Who let them in here anyway.

01-10-2011, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

Rocks? Rocks!?! You had rocks!

We had to scoop hot magma out of the core of the earth with our bare hands and then squeeze it between our butt cheeks to make our rocks. Don't tell me about rocks, kid, I know rocks!

Damn know-it-all kids. Who let them in here anyway.

Local magma? Paradise! We used to have to get out of bed at 4:00am, trudge through dino-scat to the other side of the world and scoop plasma from the sun itself! Then we came home and had to fuse those dadburn atoms in the kitchen while Dad beat us about the head and neck.

(thanks and apologies to the Four Men from Yorkshire)

Oh, I scored a 15.

markem · 01-10-2011, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damocles

Local magma? Paradise! We used to have to get out of bed at 4:00am, trudge through dino-scat to the other side of the world and scoop plasma from the sun itself! Then we came home and had to fuse those dadburn atoms in the kitchen while Dad beat us about the head and neck.

(thanks and apologies to the Four Men from Yorkshire)

Oh, I scored a 15.

You had a kitchen!

jesseboston81 · 01-10-2011, 10:58 AM

Getting older, 7. Whew!

Don Fernando · 01-10-2011, 10:59 AM

I'm young, or could there be a cultural difference?

jesseboston81 · 01-10-2011, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Don Fernando

I'm young, or could there be a cultural difference?

Stick with the most flattering option and enjoy it!

elderboy02 · 01-10-2011, 11:48 AM

I am 26 years old. Here is what I remember:

3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young

Starscream · 01-10-2011, 11:54 AM

10 for me.

taltos · 01-10-2011, 12:16 PM

25/25. I already knew that I am an old fart.

G G · 01-10-2011, 12:19 PM

13 for me.

kydsid · 01-10-2011, 12:25 PM

got a 5, glad at least one person is younger than me

although i did know what pf flyer's were, so what if its only cause of the movie sandlot.

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01-10-2011, 10:23 AM	#2
McSmokey Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Justin Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 948 Trading: (30)	Re: Older Than Dirt! Getting Older 8 __________________ "Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement." Winston Churchill

01-10-2011, 10:25 AM	#3
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,673 Trading: (63)	Re: Older Than Dirt! Growing up in Italy I scored a six, but I AM older than dirt, actually. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

01-10-2011, 10:29 AM	#4
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Older Than Dirt! I only scored a 23, not as old as I thought!! __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

01-10-2011, 10:30 AM	#7
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,891 Trading: (60)	Re: Older Than Dirt! 16, I'm old!!! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-10-2011, 10:48 AM	#8
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,653 Trading: (47)	Re: Older Than Dirt! Why, I remember when they invented dirt. "Who needs dirt?", we all asked. We've done without dirt all this time and see no need to jump on the bandwagon for some new fangled contraption. No one will use it and it will be gone before the end of the year. You wait and see. dang kids. We old people were here first! What do you have to say about that, huh? Member in good standing, Curmudgeon's Club of America They're having the meatloaf special at Denny's today, better get there a little early and wear a clean shirt. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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jesseboston81 CC Simple PIF Promoter Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Jesse Location: Londonderry, NH Posts: 2,231 Trading: (41)	Re: Older Than Dirt! Getting older, 7. Whew! __________________ Come play in the CC Simple PIF!

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Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,070 Trading: (29)	Re: Older Than Dirt! I'm young, or could there be a cultural difference? __________________ check out my reviews on my blog.

01-10-2011, 11:48 AM	#16
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,516 Trading: (133)	Re: Older Than Dirt! I am 26 years old. Here is what I remember: 3. Candy cigarettes 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young

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Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Older Than Dirt! 10 for me. __________________ Insert quote here.

01-10-2011, 12:16 PM	#18
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Older Than Dirt! 25/25. I already knew that I am an old fart. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,748 Trading: (10)	Re: Older Than Dirt! 13 for me.

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kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: Older Than Dirt! got a 5, glad at least one person is younger than me although i did know what pf flyer's were, so what if its only cause of the movie sandlot. Posted via Mobile Device

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