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10-22-2008, 10:52 AM | #22 |
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when in doubt empty the mag
If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME. It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. |
10-22-2008, 04:17 PM | #24 |
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Measure twice, cut once. Otherwise you need a board stretcher.
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10-22-2008, 04:39 PM | #27 |
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Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
So says my dear old Dad.
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10-22-2008, 05:24 PM | #28 |
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Use your head for something other than a hat rack. Better to burp it and taste it rather than ... ohhh never mind.
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10-22-2008, 05:26 PM | #29 |
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Brilliant!
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10-22-2008, 05:27 PM | #30 |
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Don't way in private what you wouldn't say in public
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10-22-2008, 05:28 PM | #31 |
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You can't please everyone, so you might as well decide who you're gonna piss off and have fun doing it!
(My motto for dealing with unrealistic project managers)
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10-22-2008, 05:30 PM | #32 |
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My dad always told me to "want" in one hand and "poop" in the other and see which one filled up first.
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10-22-2008, 05:32 PM | #33 |
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" - Herm Albright
Thought that was a great quote I saw a few years back.
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10-22-2008, 06:14 PM | #34 |
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Never go in the woods without enough gun to kill anything you will come across.
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10-22-2008, 06:21 PM | #35 |
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Life's experience:
You will ALWAYS need the useless piece of junk from the workshop that you discarded the day before the last trash pick-up. Duct Tape, Bailing wire and WD-40. If these don't fix it, time for a cigar.
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10-22-2008, 07:29 PM | #38 |
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Be nice to restaraunt workers. You never know what they may do to your food in the kitchen.
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PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one.... |
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